Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #300940

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300934

When you get a new
     console, you're games aren't going
to work anymore.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300895

Their sex drive goes through
     the roof in ways they never
understood before.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300891

Its incredible
     for your mind and feels fucking
great in your body.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300928

[deleted] If it's
     not due to him felling ill,
then yes, he's shiny!

Score: -1          

Haiku #301027

They're probably the same
     people who dropped out of sports
at an early age.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209297

Go balls to the wall
     and ruin yourself, and you
will likely wash out.

Score: -1          

Haiku #224697

well, they can either
     B or A or S or E
jump once, anyway.

Score: -1          

Haiku #224687

LOL! I was
     on mobile and was lazy
to type the whole thing.

Score: -1          

Haiku #224677

Some will tell you what
     each card means, and some will read
the spread as a whole.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209312

So... Could you add me?
     I won't be available
for much longer. Um....

Score: -1          

Haiku #224675

Sort of like it did
     with the first amendment right
to records police.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209320

The universe... heh...
     what a concept. I was tricked.
You SOB!! Oh I know.

Score: -1          

Haiku #224729

Hopefully its not
     as bad as it looks right now
[deleted] I clicked.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209310

And classless. they taste
     nice and last long, with little
to no calories.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209294

on two occasions,
     the Rags fan next to me was
telling him off too.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209300

Steel Last is a bad
     location for sentry nests,
for a good reason.

Score: -1          

Haiku #136647

Checkmate atheists
     He's always had my heart That's
really helpful. Thanks!

Score: -1          

Haiku #136537

Oh you can't breathe now?
     Due to the asthma? Chill man.
The game's horrible.

Score: -1          

Haiku #136535

Would the result just
     be that pan left sounds more left
than it actually is?

Score: -1          

Haiku #136533

I'm welling up just
     looking at him. Holy fuck........
That happened. Me too!

Score: -1          

Haiku #206468

Yeah you need to learn
     history from history books not
racial studies class.

Score: -1          

Haiku #6529

we can rebuild him,
     we have the technology
I just blue myself.

Score: -1          

Haiku #6532

Se pare ca el nu."
     and am ready to publish
whenever you are.

Score: -1          

Haiku #5635

[deleted] Maybe
     I want to annoy grammar
Nazis from the grave.

Score: -1          

Haiku #39117

My friend and I had
     to pick up another friend
at Hobby today.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19521

I'll be in my bunk.
     [deleted] what's your routine?
Bitches LOVE birthdays!

Score: -1          

Haiku #337233

Seven Pounds with Will
     Smith. I was not expecting
the ending at all.

Score: -1          

Haiku #79725

Turn it louder eh
     he has poor form I bit his
hand while giving birth.

Score: -1          

Haiku #39564

Don't get them unless
     you're a career criminal
or a side show freak.

Score: -1          

Haiku #79724

This is basically
     what im talking about, his
opener was good.

Score: -1          

Haiku #301014

I think Clinton is
     so happy that she's facing
Trump in the general.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300943

Cheers, mate. great OK,
     then please try a more common
language, like English.

Score: -1          

Haiku #18952

[deleted] Triple
     H is trying to be a face
authority role.

Score: -1          

Haiku #703

Like the cassette tape,
     the format can still be viewed;
its contents enjoyed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #626

[removed] I always
     thought this guy was not sane, but
now it is confirmed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #348592

Can you only get
     the Jordan connection if
you sign with Jordan?

Score: -1          

Haiku #348595

###Lock him up! (Also,
     annoyed this will probably get
no play.) Hello friend!

Score: -1          

Haiku #348597

I have a level
     one character for turning
in certain items.

Score: -1          

Haiku #299988

BUT THIS WAS A M
     A Z I N G. "I GOT
YOU NOW" Esteban?

Score: -1          

Haiku #130130

Flair just indicates
     what team you support or what
champion you like.

Score: -1          

Haiku #128521

I'd do it myself
     if I was allowed but nah,
PAYE it is for me.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19704

For a start they had
     been told to soften them up
by CIA slime.

Score: -1          

Haiku #242689

You see the doctor
     once and only once *You are
or You're would fine too.

Score: -1          

Haiku #74814

^^^^^buy ^^^^^subaru Not
     really a great attitude
to have though is it?

Score: -1          

Haiku #19703

I hate the primer
     potion in that container,
but it's still good stuff!

Score: -1          

Haiku #19692

Tremendously skilled
     dude, and he breaks it down nice
and easy in those.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19694

Otherwise, we make
     ourselves weak, and unprepared
for what is to come.

Score: -1          

Haiku #5597

can you do better?
     Mrs Cunt wishes to know
She is a cancer.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19076

Women are always
     all over the place with their
jewelry, shoes, makeup.

Score: -1          

Haiku #123751

In cancer, mice do
     not spontaneously get
the cancers we get.

Score: -1          

Haiku #123155

I can off you like
     45k I don't like another
man's penis in it?

Score: -1          

Haiku #122592

You could probably get
     extra volume out of them,
but that's about it.

Score: -1          

Haiku #72678

I also did not
     have my own TV until
I went to college.

Score: -1          

Haiku #28969

I will be able
     to know what is being said
next etc.

Score: -1          

Haiku #27692

Whatever it takes
     to keep idiots like you
from breeding, I'm down.

Score: -1          

Haiku #25426

If it's important
     but very familiar, not
much anxiety.

Score: -1          

Haiku #4748

Go on, attack me.
     I'll get my family to vote
republican too.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19691

He's just not great. But,
     as you said, he plays above
himself when needed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #18944

Stop trying to figure
     out if she is telling you
you "should" make a move.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19688

It's required that you
     love Obama, or you hate
the United States?

Score: -1          

Haiku #19687

I think it'd make
     people look after their tools
& accessories.

Score: -1          

Haiku #614

Knowing that makes things
     even bleaker than your 'won't
fix global warming'.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19267

I personally find
     Christianity to be
the most persuasive.

Score: -1          

Haiku #155388

since they are "support"
     characters in their own game.
Why would he come back?

Score: -1          

Haiku #326390

Never burn a bridge
     even if you dislike it.
Thanks for submitting!

Score: -1          

Haiku #19649

You can't feel it, if
     you haven't been touched by Him.
wet asphalt How so?

Score: -1          

Haiku #26146

More information:
     "Early this morning, history
repeated itself.

Score: -1          

Haiku #229261

In fact, literally
     app I've tried that was timeline
enabled didn't work.

Score: -1          

Haiku #6947

[deleted] If you
     pee on your feet, it helps get
rid of athletes foot.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106213

Probably, the worst thing
     I have thought about was when
my grandmother died.

Score: -1          

Haiku #231911

Awesome, you had me
     scared for a second there "This"
*She gestures around.

Score: -1          

Haiku #175392

And then when you went
     bold, umm, I'm really not sure
what you're trying to do.

Score: -1          

Haiku #135602

[deleted] I went
     to the Sigur Ros concert
at Olympic park.

Score: -1          

Haiku #96896

Not tipping, even
     for bad service, is taking
the service for free.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257155

I want to know what
     brand of hand lotion Ramo
uses on his hair.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257158

Luckily, I love
     almond milk, so I can eat
cereal with milk.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257160

I hate it so much!
     I have so many friend ms
that do this. They are.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257161

Actually someone talked
     about a lot in this sub
I believe. Really?

Score: -1          

Haiku #257167

This boy is lying
     to you, hiding things from you,
and ignoring you.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257149

Colored pencils, what
     the fuck is the other thing?
I've never heard that.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257154

In fact, it's pretty
     much just poor people who are
getting killed by cops.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257152

It's MUCH easier
     to talk when there is something
physical to do!

Score: -1          

Haiku #242711

[deleted] Perhaps.
     Good point, and that was somewhat
naive on my part.

Score: -1          

Haiku #242700

had some stuff I had
     to do first but I'm posting
the giveaway now.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257144

Isis already
     said they want to infiltrate
using refugees.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257148

He's comfortable
     on the ball and great at those
standing challenges.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257147

Regardless, the thought
     and time you took for this are
worth many a ups.

Score: -1          

Haiku #242690

It really blew me
     away for a show I was
hesitant to start.

Score: -1          

Haiku #242688

I thought it would be
     cool if the game was counting
down to the long dark.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257143

But that was a fun
     game to watch Off course mr
Politburo man!

Score: -1          

Haiku #257139

You should do what makes
     YOU happy first. No partner
will make you happy.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257151

If you wouldn't mind
     could you provide a download
link when you finish?

Score: -1          

Haiku #106212

I didn't have any
     friends at school or friends to go
out with on weekends.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106215

Asians adopted
     by whites are smarter than their
adoptive parents.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106216

I work hard and vote
     left, like so many others.
~~Damn~~ Thanks Obama.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106204

This refresh probably
     causes the other history
entry in my list.

Score: -1          

Haiku #96705

Just makin a joke
     I actually respect marching
band, its hard as fuck!

Score: -1          

Haiku #96693

Yeah, my father's old
     college roommate is running
for mayor up there.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106203

I think it's a bit
     too early to make any
predictions yet though.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106202

That doesn't depend
     on the size of the country.
That's a lame excuse.

Score: -1          

Haiku #96695

He is generally
     good at fielding and hitting.
He is in a slump.

Score: -1          

Haiku #130368

Unless the house has
     no AC, then run the fan.
[deleted] Got me.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106201

Damn, it's nuts to me
     that this record is a cheap
one now. It's so good.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106191

Meeting with people
     *in person* only heightens
the experience.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106200

I'd need a broker,
     and father can do that too.
He broke the damn game!

Score: -1          

Haiku #215519

[deleted] Your hex
     looks rounded out, so its prob
time for new rims too.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209369

The early footage
     and impressions really rubbed
people the wrong way.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209367

He's gone, and you wake
     up in the hospital not
knowing what happened.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209365

you just want to see
     their dicks [deleted] *"I don't
need a search warrant.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209360

How would it work if
     free to play and getting all
the cards was easy?

Score: -1          

Haiku #209354

Has anyone here?
     How are they? Michigan too,
or at least parts. Cool.

Score: -1          

Haiku #215562

[deleted] You aren't
     really overweight, just look
like a normal dude.

Score: -1          

Haiku #193576

Or at least, you know,
     any team that's at least won
more games than they've lost?

Score: -1          

Haiku #193565

Durant had to make
     his season debut against
Anthony Davis...

Score: -1          

Haiku #193564

alright ill see if
     I can find you My bad, you
know what I meant though.

Score: -1          

Haiku #193557

Or Palo Duro
     State Park! The pictures on their
site looks beautiful!

Score: -1          

Haiku #216409

Think of the children!
     But shooting people in US
is part of culture.

Score: -1          

Haiku #272038

Technically you may
     be right, but that's not how it's
used typically. Yes.

Score: -1          

Haiku #272031

what is this Its not
     about it being public
or not. Dudes at work.

Score: -1          

Haiku #272015

Put you first, fuck her.
     She made her bed, she can lie
in it embarrassed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #268497

The government will
     decide how much medical
care you will receive.

Score: -1          

Haiku #271991

are obviously
     being pulled down quite a bit
by some ethnic groups.

Score: -1          

Haiku #268514

That's worse than white trash.
     At least with white trash I can
write hate messages.

Score: -1          

Haiku #153742

If they can't find time
     for you everyday, then it's
just a bad partner.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69182

but seriously,
     people sleep on the warriors
players, hyped or not.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69183

Man if I had watched
     this trailer before I had
played I would be pissed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69168

The bullet went threw
     one cheek and out the other.
It was fucking nuts.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69189

I'm not feeding him
     that shit, I don't even eat
processed shit myself.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69167

Other then pluto,
     things are orbiting in what
looks like a flat plane.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69199

Really like the hair.
     Hope to see more of you soon.
Happy cake my friend.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69200

Nah. I'm in London.
     Will probably get it in Black
if they have it. Link?

Score: -1          

Haiku #74816

Bill and Ted's Heinous
     Happening Video is too
long [Any better?

Score: -1          

Haiku #83161

Because sexual
     violence against women
is hilarious.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69165

Supplement? No no
     no, go buy some coconut
oil and cook with it.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19284

[deleted] This is
     true, but they have to perform
at a high level.

Score: -1          

Haiku #39577

[deleted] Clearly,
     it was dropped BY the [giant
drop of Oil Mascot.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19482

Now I have extra
     milk for my coffee, thanks man!!!
[deleted] Sounds good.

Score: -1          

Haiku #18705

[deleted] I lived
     with a younger girl who was
pretty disgusting.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19645

This corroborates
     the 19x19 that includes the chunk
you are standing in.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19624

[deleted] Really?
     Do you work on these systems?
They have batteries.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19642

It makes me feel like
     I've done something wrong. Will do,
thanks for your support.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19463

I know nothing." [](/c01
     "Some ponies just want to watch
the world learn.") Oh man.

Score: -1          

Haiku #39122

I'm no expert, but
     I've learned a lot in the year
that I've been riding.

Score: -1          

Haiku #18962

He's a pretty nice
     guy as long as you're straight, white,
and Christian. :S What?

Score: -1          

Haiku #18980

[deleted] You first.
     I will never make babies
now Don't be jealous.

Score: -1          

Haiku #39126

The icon displayed
     while active has not changed since
the game was released.

Score: -1          

Haiku #18975

Annie? [deleted]
     What? where is the Northbound I-35
to Westbound Ben White?

Score: -1          

Haiku #40406

I really hate when
     medical people call me
sweetheart of honey.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19257

First mistake is not
     thinking game is on until
she shows some interest.

Score: -2          

Haiku #39128

But, diablo3 man.
     Good song. I bet they would be
unreal live. DAE think?

Score: -2          

Haiku #229264

You will find you are
     spoiled for choice on that budget
for that kind of car.

Score: -2          

Haiku #224674

[deleted] People
     are different, not everyone
loved it Slide Lid Box.

Score: -2          

Haiku #17114

[deleted] is there
     any before and after
the gym images?

Score: -2          

Haiku #19052

To stalk shelves. At night.
     Fuck sakes. question abortion
Not all women do.

Score: -2          

Haiku #23806

What is "APC"?
     Don't worry. No one agreed
to anything. [Ping?

Score: -2          

Haiku #122642

lol yeah, what's
     that all about anyway?
Party Abandons.

Score: -2          

Haiku #19070

I think your mom should
     cook me bacon Your teacher
is a stupid bitch.

Score: -2          

Haiku #84752

I don't even know
     why it'd occur to you
to try, lol!

Score: -2          

Haiku #619

life imitates art
     Happy New Year? [deleted]
That's the *Code* hype. Wow.

Score: -3          

Haiku #19633

The original
     template for TE S always
dug into my arms.

Score: -3          

Haiku #792

[deleted] More death
     sentences is not a bad
thing its a good thing.

Score: -4          


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