Haiku #231708
Can't you see how much
better you make the world just
by being in it?
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Can't you see how much
better you make the world just
by being in it?
I'm fine. I'm listening
to music and eating lunch.
You're still an asshole.
Your cat has no more
metaphysical value
than a deer or cow.
This only makes me
wonder where else our lovely
adventure can go.
That was too easy.
You probably have a giant
butt plug up your ass.
But that's like keeping
butterflies in the hope they'll
start a hurricane.
It was stupid. I,
too, am a fan of throwing
gasoline on fires.
If its hot enough
for ice cream its hot enough
to murder someone.
While I was crying
my crush was laughing at me
the entire time.
And then I realized
I have no idea what's
actually going on.
That means I'm also
radioactive, because
I love bananas.
Or how about this:
tradition makes you stupid,
religious, and poor.
When there's nobody
to pay the bill, everyone
ends up paying it.
For Janet, help came
from her faith, but it also
came from a squirrel.
Hey, you have a job
in this economy, you
should be grateful. Pie.
You can't tell me who
I can and can't descend from.
This is Tennessee!
If anyone has
better info, or thinks I'm
wrong, please correct me.
Again, deflecting
the question and floating on
your delusion cloud.
I'm not sure how you
knew about his excessive
butt sex practices.
If you were mid 30's
going for mid to low 20's,
you'd be a puma.
Making sex a gift
or a special occasion
is so fucking sad.
I definitely
would not be a good person
post apocalypse.
Is really many
potato and no gulag
in Amerika?
Dude, don't. Your home will
smell like piss and no one will
want to come over.
my mouth literally
dropped open and stayed that way
for a whole minute.
Exactly, it's best
that karma is worth nothing,
except for karma.
I am not convinced
that "fish don't feel pain," in fact,
I am sure they do.
He told me he was
going to take a shower
so I said "ok".
In short, my goal is
to leave this world a better
place than I got it.
You should really come
out of the closet and just
admit that you're gay.
She was with a new
boyfriend but was at your place
cuddling and kissing?
I blame myself. Still.
I know it's not my fault but
I still blame myself.
I cant imagine.
Men's penises. Some of them
do have their own phones.
The door creaked open,
but in the place of the girl
was an old woman.
Nah I'm just going
to stand here and watch you dumb
folks till you get it.
You are a good man.
And a good father. Know that.
Source by any chance?
I can also hear
the hiss that televisions
make when they are on.
Why does God require
faith to determine something
so significant?
And sin, young man, is
when you treat people as things.
Including yourself.
Speaking for myself,
sex is very different to,
say, eating pizza.
Don't judge a man by
the rules he makes, judge him by
the rules he follows.
I purposely made
my account on leap day just
to see what happens.
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
I just found that out
myself and I cannot wait
to be sterilized.
You can never be
congratulated enough.
Congratulations.
First of all, I don't
think gay bashing is okay.
I'd never do it.
I only have her
as a companion because
I want to bang her.
But lurking inside
are a lot of good people
with good ideas.
Seems like such a chore...
Lap, lap, lap... Just liking what
porn tells me to like.
You have the power
to express perfect kindness,
selflessness and love.
And in any case,
the onus is not on me.
Prove your fucking point.
Also, does butter
count as a spice, because if
so, I would add that.
Just know that I think
you're a nice guy, but I'm not
attracted to you.
The only thing you
need to change is the fact you
don't have my number.
He didn't get chocolate
very often, so he is
extra dangerous.
Just like my breakfast
today consisted of things
that were once alive.
While he is pooping.
She's stunning. I don't like Dr.
Pepper anyway.
How do I argue
with someone who is simply
stupid and angry?
Again, peer to peer,
what is my obligation
to answer questions?
My girlfriend said "I've
got an itch between my toes".
So I asked "Which toes?".
If you kill yourself,
you will never reach a dream.
Never get married.
Unfortunately,
this scheme would end with Maggie
shooting Mr. Burns.
You can dismiss him
for being a complete tool,
because he is one.
WAIT ARE WE GETTING
THE BICYCLE PUMP OR ARE
WE GIVING IT UP?
TIL Robocop could
potentially qualify
as a kid's movie.
I wouldn't and if
I absolutely had to,
I would not swallow.
Your friend left behind
something beautiful for us
before his passing.
Maybe the people
are really just elephants?
I get by okay.
Oh, he also sells
alcohol for a living.
We weren't offended.
Good beer. My buddy
makes knives. We brew together.
He sharpens my knives.
You are very good
looking but yeah, you might want
to ditch that nose ring.
Advertisers did
*not* invent my dad's bad breath,
I can swear by that.
I do however
have an upside down mustache
that I am proud of.
Am from Maine. When there's
no snow, there are yellow hats
everywhere always.
The small scream before
he lets out the big one is
what does it for me.
One of the best ways
to work through our own problems
is to help others!
"I've never met one
who can look you in the eye,"
what a load of crap.
As long as we can
use it to shoot other guns.
Chainsaws preferably.
I got one last look
in her eyes before I closed
mine and she kissed me.
driving in the main
artery highway is fast
but very boring.
"Gotta Catch 'em All."
Easy there buddy- need some
mental health treatment?
But ultimately
each person is the one who
is responsible.
It comes down to this,
sex is the forbidden fruit,
so teens want it more.
Maybe we're harder
to manage, to motivate,
to sell bullshit to.
The whole post strongly
resembles circumcision
activist trolling.
-He might have hidden
out at the aunts house, as his
grave is buried there.
Everything built by
ACME fails is an inside
joke on Mexico.
Still, thanks for the tip.
Just remember, whatever
you do, don't look up.
One day he was caught.
Some officers followed him
to my grandma's house.
Watching a movie
about it isn't going
to entertain me.
You kiddies can use
that idea if you'd like.
Thanks for the response.
I'm glad your reading
comprehension is as high
as you think mine is.
WE HAVE LOST TO BLUE!
GOTTA DO IT ALL OVER
AGAIN! PRAISE HELIX!
Playing with your hair
is a sign of sexual
tension by the way.
Try some alcohol?
It may be a really bad
tit removal job.
Society is
not going to collapse, just
the economy.
Now, I literally
don't remember what I said
(he doesn't either).
I appreciate
you reading and responding
to my story though.
Ya! And then one trips
and the other catches him
with his dick and... Well...
Religion is just
something we use to make us
feel comfortable.
How do you survive
in this world if you don't know
how computers work?
I'll get back to you
when my novel is finished.
Mostly serious.
Had no idea
what I was getting into,
and it was awesome.
We probably wouldn't
be super sexually
compatible, then.
I've always wanted
to be a grammar nazi
but my grammar sucks.
You are all winners
in my book (which may or may
not be digital).
You need more help than
you think, your broken mind won't
fix your broken mind.
It was probably made
by a white guy, anyways!
Excellent questions!
I feel a little
bit less like a weirdo now.
Stay tuned. I was there.
I could hear my brain
going "BREATHE, BREATHE, MOVE YOUR LEGS",
but to no avail.
I'm confused. If Joe
is not your real name, why does
your niece call you that?
Current economic
thought is caught in assumptions
from bygone eras.
My relationship
with my mom isn't the best,
even to this day.
Video gaming
and sitting on my lazy
ass are my hobbies.
Whole milk. Once you start
drinking whole milk, anything
else tastes like water.
Okay. How about
"Nobody should throw stones." That's
crappy behavior.
If the rules were changed
overnight people would do
bad to get heaven.
Just because one *feels*
like he's outside his body
doesn't make it true.
Soldier on! I do
this sometimes with my face wash
if I'm too tired.
I hate my country.
I'm a virgin so its not
herpes There's a ghost.
Odd. I saw Ben Folds
and it was the worst concert
I've ever been to.
What is the difference
between killing and murder?
When is killing wrong?
Who gives a fuck if
someone asks a question that's
been answered before?
What words of wisdom
could he give me regarding
such a decision?
Poor obedience
will result in any breed
being aggressive.
I look at like this,
we are becoming a group
think society.
All the while, he still
tries to seek revenge over
the death of his love.
Honestly, whether
you intended that or not,
that comes off as rude.
I'm clicking on links
from your site to other things
on your site, you freaks!
I hear Canada
also has universal
health care. OMG!
What the bible says
is irrelevant to our
lives as atheists.
I believe it is
right to pay for services
rendered, and I do.
He won't save you on
this earth and we don't know if
anything comes next.
It has no rhyme or
reason to it, it's meaning
is found in itself.
And the fact it looks
the size of my forearm means
OP is a loose slut.
My palms were sweating
as I anxiously waited
for the light to change.
I don't know how old
you are but I would say stay
away from the stuff.
There's very little
difference between Michael Scott
and Tandy Miller.
My God! This is hot!
Seduce me more! Tell me how
often you vacuum!
You see, this story
is not a comprehensive
expose of Dr. Oz.
Do you go with straight
up regular muscle milk
or just switch it up?
In a communist
society, all of those
values are punished.
You should be happy
that you were able to be
diagnosed early.
If you say something
is an issue, burden is
to you to show why.
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
Staying because I'm
afraid to be alone is
no reason to stay.
A lot of people
don't really pay attention
to the latter part.
I absolutely
*despise* George W. Bush,
but facts are facts, man.
Surely that shouldn't
be counted against Python.
Secondly, change "self."
This site is a great
place to find out what's happening
in local music.
Okay, thanks. I'll be
sure to hang out sooner than
later, just in case.
They'll eventually
prove that Mercury isn't
actually a planet.
Honestly believe
Gomez could do a very
decent job somewhere.
When you have one who
lays like that and looks at you
like that, you've earned it.
What's now important
is what items may or not
have been in plain view.
Anybody else?
You sound hot for some reason.
Sent you a PM!
If you're interested
in a particular one,
please specify which.
If you are looking
for ransom, I can tell you
I don't have money.
Over the shoulder
quadruple boulder holders.
Why did I click, why?
Also move your bed
and sheets away from the wall.
But again, you're safe.
They sting you and don't
even have the decency
to die afterwards.
Just like the Cowboys
defense has been a complete
joke the past few years.
I actually added
this part in my Doctoral
Thesis as a quote!
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
I think the world is
going to have to get used
to, you know, progress.
When you drive past me
at night and flash your headlights,
you *are* the hazard.
Thank you for doing
the right thing, even having
been burned in the past.
I have a beach trip
with some friends soon and I plan
on smoking one then.
I have an issue
with my mouth moving faster
than my brain sometimes.
Oh my fucking god.
You literally **cannot** make
this kind of thing up.
Not once did I say
you were attempting to make
something illegal.
I watched people walk
around with bags and pretend
to pick up the shit.
I agree with Ron
Paul about the drug laws. Aw,
he looks kind of cute.
People are rarely
endangered by coyotes, but
your pets are tasty.
[deleted] I am
tattooed and pierced, and I am
interesting as fuck.
I had one last week
that said, "this sweater is blue
like in the pictures!
It's awesome to see
how involved all of us are
on this sub right now.
They're not prayer beads like
on a rosary, they're just
used for fidgeting.
You look like you would
hunt down and kill your boyfriend
and feast on his flesh.
Also the placement,
spacing and scale of the type
bothers me a bit.
The ostracism
comes after a totally
justified beating.
I feel that order
and meaning are things which are
created by minds.
I noticed that change
from "What we did and did right"
to "what we're doing".
However, I feel
that this is almost pointless
to argue about.
Sometimes they make eye
contact and then just go back
to watching the show.
Donkey Kong Country
has to be one of the most
fun games of all time.
Get her to focus
on something else, get her mind
completely off it.
I was so lonely,
I engaged her, even though
I was suspicious.
I'm wondering, why
is the page so, uh I can't
think of the word. Long?
I appreciate
your concern though and I'm glad
you offered to help.
There are many things
we do not let our children
do, like driving cars.
He's not disabled.
Heck, there's people who have like
no hands who are gold.
I am not giving
in for fear of illegal
police harassment.
Wait, there are other
types of libertarians
except misguided?
Because the world is
for shareholders, not fluffy
things and people. Fixed.
:D CANT TELL IF IM
ANGRY. OR JUST REALLY FUCKED
UP. Try heroin.
Why are you doing
that to mommy?! She is hurt!
Stop it Skittles! Please!!
The cows are long gone,
in fact, the barn never had
any cows in it.
You'd rather your house
didn't catch fire, but if it does,
you want a recourse.
As little labor
regulation as you can
get away with John.
It might be a good
sex life to you but it won't
be to everyone.