Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words. Details of how this was done are available in a blog post.

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Haiku #125000

Great, I'd like to buy!
     I will send you a private
message about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #125335

I just went to their
     website to get more info.
It's unusable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19217

I think you just made
     my entire point better
than I ever could.

Score: 0          

Haiku #27897

I'd answer something
     like potato, or seven,
or something random.

Score: 0          

Haiku #125849

I hate my country.
     I'm a virgin so its not
herpes There's a ghost.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299988

BUT THIS WAS A M
     A Z I N G. "I GOT
YOU NOW" Esteban?

Score: 0          

Haiku #125962

I am an avid
     gamer, I also happen
to have lady parts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #28181

ABED IS BATMAN
     NOW. EVERY generation's
childhood was the best.

Score: 0          

Haiku #126141

I'm not believing
     anything unless it comes
from the BBC.

Score: 0          

Haiku #126202

I never got past
     like the 5th screen where you
have to run from dogs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #28348

In the 7th grade
     I fell asleep in history
class, while watching Roots.

Score: 0          

Haiku #126103

When I made Eagle
     I got a letter signed by
George W. Bush.

Score: 0          

Haiku #301572

I used a cronus
     max to get full auto on
one and it felt good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #126243

[deleted] Isn't
     the Tang Dynasty Chinese?
Or is that the joke?

Score: 0          

Haiku #28669

[deleted] Shotgun
     is the only viable
way to go IMO.

Score: 0          

Haiku #126634

Not too expensive,
     especially considering
Australian prices.

Score: 0          

Haiku #126920

Lol, subtle
     racism is okay when
you target the whites.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300928

[deleted] If it's
     not due to him felling ill,
then yes, he's shiny!

Score: -1          

Haiku #224729

Hopefully its not
     as bad as it looks right now
[deleted] I clicked.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209369

The early footage
     and impressions really rubbed
people the wrong way.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209365

you just want to see
     their dicks [deleted] *"I don't
need a search warrant.

Score: -1          

Haiku #28969

I will be able
     to know what is being said
next etc.

Score: -1          

Haiku #39126

The icon displayed
     while active has not changed since
the game was released.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19070

I think your mom should
     cook me bacon Your teacher
is a stupid bitch.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69199

Really like the hair.
     Hope to see more of you soon.
Happy cake my friend.

Score: -1          

Haiku #175281

there's no limit on
     the amount of transactions
done with an address.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69189

I'm not feeding him
     that shit, I don't even eat
processed shit myself.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19694

Otherwise, we make
     ourselves weak, and unprepared
for what is to come.

Score: -1          

Haiku #17114

[deleted] is there
     any before and after
the gym images?

Score: -1          

Haiku #229261

In fact, literally
     app I've tried that was timeline
enabled didn't work.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209367

He's gone, and you wake
     up in the hospital not
knowing what happened.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19624

[deleted] Really?
     Do you work on these systems?
They have batteries.

Score: -1          

Haiku #18952

[deleted] Triple
     H is trying to be a face
authority role.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106202

That doesn't depend
     on the size of the country.
That's a lame excuse.

Score: -1          

Haiku #84752

I don't even know
     why it'd occur to you
to try, lol!

Score: -1          

Haiku #128521

I'd do it myself
     if I was allowed but nah,
PAYE it is for me.

Score: -1          

Haiku #348592

Can you only get
     the Jordan connection if
you sign with Jordan?

Score: -1          

Haiku #39117

My friend and I had
     to pick up another friend
at Hobby today.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300987

But it's really up
     to you to decide if it's
good enough for you.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300961

It really helped me
     focus on where I wanted
my story to go.

Score: -1          

Haiku #326390

Never burn a bridge
     even if you dislike it.
Thanks for submitting!

Score: -1          

Haiku #69200

Nah. I'm in London.
     Will probably get it in Black
if they have it. Link?

Score: -1          

Haiku #19267

I personally find
     Christianity to be
the most persuasive.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19284

[deleted] This is
     true, but they have to perform
at a high level.

Score: -1          

Haiku #703

Like the cassette tape,
     the format can still be viewed;
its contents enjoyed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #626

[removed] I always
     thought this guy was not sane, but
now it is confirmed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #26146

More information:
     "Early this morning, history
repeated itself.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300940

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #216409

Think of the children!
     But shooting people in US
is part of culture.

Score: -1          

Haiku #193576

Or at least, you know,
     any team that's at least won
more games than they've lost?

Score: -1          

Haiku #69183

Man if I had watched
     this trailer before I had
played I would be pissed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #155388

since they are "support"
     characters in their own game.
Why would he come back?

Score: -1          

Haiku #300943

Cheers, mate. great OK,
     then please try a more common
language, like English.

Score: -1          

Haiku #268497

The government will
     decide how much medical
care you will receive.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209320

The universe... heh...
     what a concept. I was tricked.
You SOB!! Oh I know.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209360

How would it work if
     free to play and getting all
the cards was easy?

Score: -1          

Haiku #74816

Bill and Ted's Heinous
     Happening Video is too
long [Any better?

Score: -1          

Haiku #19688

It's required that you
     love Obama, or you hate
the United States?

Score: -1          

Haiku #18705

[deleted] I lived
     with a younger girl who was
pretty disgusting.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19521

I'll be in my bunk.
     [deleted] what's your routine?
Bitches LOVE birthdays!

Score: -1          

Haiku #5597

can you do better?
     Mrs Cunt wishes to know
She is a cancer.

Score: -1          

Haiku #79724

This is basically
     what im talking about, his
opener was good.

Score: -1          

Haiku #6529

we can rebuild him,
     we have the technology
I just blue myself.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19463

I know nothing." [](/c01
     "Some ponies just want to watch
the world learn.") Oh man.

Score: -1          

Haiku #18944

Stop trying to figure
     out if she is telling you
you "should" make a move.

Score: -1          

Haiku #206468

Yeah you need to learn
     history from history books not
racial studies class.

Score: -1          

Haiku #79725

Turn it louder eh
     he has poor form I bit his
hand while giving birth.

Score: -1          

Haiku #337233

Seven Pounds with Will
     Smith. I was not expecting
the ending at all.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300895

Their sex drive goes through
     the roof in ways they never
understood before.

Score: -1          

Haiku #39128

But, diablo3 man.
     Good song. I bet they would be
unreal live. DAE think?

Score: -1          

Haiku #193565

Durant had to make
     his season debut against
Anthony Davis...

Score: -1          

Haiku #69165

Supplement? No no
     no, go buy some coconut
oil and cook with it.

Score: -1          

Haiku #83121

Fuck Me In The Ass
     Because I love Jesus is
the first thing he sees.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209294

on two occasions,
     the Rags fan next to me was
telling him off too.

Score: -1          

Haiku #72678

I also did not
     have my own TV until
I went to college.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19704

For a start they had
     been told to soften them up
by CIA slime.

Score: -1          

Haiku #18919

Period sex, cause
     I get to cum inside her
without a condom.

Score: -1          

Haiku #83161

Because sexual
     violence against women
is hilarious.

Score: -1          

Haiku #242700

had some stuff I had
     to do first but I'm posting
the giveaway now.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106201

Damn, it's nuts to me
     that this record is a cheap
one now. It's so good.

Score: -1          

Haiku #74814

^^^^^buy ^^^^^subaru Not
     really a great attitude
to have though is it?

Score: -1          

Haiku #300993

It does a pretty
     good job explaining hardware
and software functions.

Score: -1          

Haiku #348595

###Lock him up! (Also,
     annoyed this will probably get
no play.) Hello friend!

Score: -1          

Haiku #106203

I think it's a bit
     too early to make any
predictions yet though.

Score: -1          

Haiku #6532

Se pare ca el nu."
     and am ready to publish
whenever you are.

Score: -1          

Haiku #614

Knowing that makes things
     even bleaker than your 'won't
fix global warming'.

Score: -1          

Haiku #136535

Would the result just
     be that pan left sounds more left
than it actually is?

Score: -1          

Haiku #300963

Which is especially
     stupid because there are "bad
feminists" out there.

Score: -1          

Haiku #326413

sending a PM.
     Common projects Achilles
low Double bummer.

Score: -1          

Haiku #153742

If they can't find time
     for you everyday, then it's
just a bad partner.

Score: -1          

Haiku #224675

Sort of like it did
     with the first amendment right
to records police.

Score: -1          

Haiku #193557

Or Palo Duro
     State Park! The pictures on their
site looks beautiful!

Score: -1          

Haiku #209300

Steel Last is a bad
     location for sentry nests,
for a good reason.

Score: -1          

Haiku #135602

[deleted] I went
     to the Sigur Ros concert
at Olympic park.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209297

Go balls to the wall
     and ruin yourself, and you
will likely wash out.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19642

It makes me feel like
     I've done something wrong. Will do,
thanks for your support.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19691

He's just not great. But,
     as you said, he plays above
himself when needed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19076

Women are always
     all over the place with their
jewelry, shoes, makeup.

Score: -1          

Haiku #40406

I really hate when
     medical people call me
sweetheart of honey.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300891

Its incredible
     for your mind and feels fucking
great in your body.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209310

And classless. they taste
     nice and last long, with little
to no calories.

Score: -1          

Haiku #272031

what is this Its not
     about it being public
or not. Dudes at work.

Score: -1          

Haiku #224687

LOL! I was
     on mobile and was lazy
to type the whole thing.

Score: -1          

Haiku #215562

[deleted] You aren't
     really overweight, just look
like a normal dude.

Score: -1          

Haiku #136533

I'm welling up just
     looking at him. Holy fuck........
That happened. Me too!

Score: -1          

Haiku #74836

We should go further.
     [deleted] Where was that cruise
ship planning to go...

Score: -1          

Haiku #106204

This refresh probably
     causes the other history
entry in my list.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209354

Has anyone here?
     How are they? Michigan too,
or at least parts. Cool.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300934

When you get a new
     console, you're games aren't going
to work anymore.

Score: -1          

Haiku #242690

It really blew me
     away for a show I was
hesitant to start.

Score: -1          

Haiku #224697

well, they can either
     B or A or S or E
jump once, anyway.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69164

Talk to her about
     what you're feeling like you would
talk to a partner.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19687

I think it'd make
     people look after their tools
& accessories.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106212

I didn't have any
     friends at school or friends to go
out with on weekends.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300985

It's a fantastic
     album, but is very much
flawed and unfinished.

Score: -1          

Haiku #301014

I think Clinton is
     so happy that she's facing
Trump in the general.

Score: -1          

Haiku #4748

Go on, attack me.
     I'll get my family to vote
republican too.

Score: -1          

Haiku #27692

Whatever it takes
     to keep idiots like you
from breeding, I'm down.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69167

Other then pluto,
     things are orbiting in what
looks like a flat plane.

Score: -1          

Haiku #272015

Put you first, fuck her.
     She made her bed, she can lie
in it embarrassed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #272038

Technically you may
     be right, but that's not how it's
used typically. Yes.

Score: -1          

Haiku #301027

They're probably the same
     people who dropped out of sports
at an early age.

Score: -1          

Haiku #348597

I have a level
     one character for turning
in certain items.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209312

So... Could you add me?
     I won't be available
for much longer. Um....

Score: -1          

Haiku #130130

Flair just indicates
     what team you support or what
champion you like.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19703

I hate the primer
     potion in that container,
but it's still good stuff!

Score: -1          

Haiku #69182

but seriously,
     people sleep on the warriors
players, hyped or not.

Score: -1          

Haiku #6947

[deleted] If you
     pee on your feet, it helps get
rid of athletes foot.

Score: -1          

Haiku #136537

Oh you can't breathe now?
     Due to the asthma? Chill man.
The game's horrible.

Score: -1          

Haiku #39122

I'm no expert, but
     I've learned a lot in the year
that I've been riding.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106191

Meeting with people
     *in person* only heightens
the experience.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19649

You can't feel it, if
     you haven't been touched by Him.
wet asphalt How so?

Score: -1          

Haiku #19645

This corroborates
     the 19x19 that includes the chunk
you are standing in.

Score: -1          

Haiku #242688

I thought it would be
     cool if the game was counting
down to the long dark.

Score: -1          

Haiku #193564

alright ill see if
     I can find you My bad, you
know what I meant though.

Score: -1          

Haiku #215519

[deleted] Your hex
     looks rounded out, so its prob
time for new rims too.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19482

Now I have extra
     milk for my coffee, thanks man!!!
[deleted] Sounds good.

Score: -1          

Haiku #271991

are obviously
     being pulled down quite a bit
by some ethnic groups.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300955

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #242689

You see the doctor
     once and only once *You are
or You're would fine too.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106200

I'd need a broker,
     and father can do that too.
He broke the damn game!

Score: -1          

Haiku #136647

Checkmate atheists
     He's always had my heart That's
really helpful. Thanks!

Score: -1          

Haiku #300990

Understand what you
     can't afford right now until
you get more money.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106215

Asians adopted
     by whites are smarter than their
adoptive parents.

Score: -1          

Haiku #268514

That's worse than white trash.
     At least with white trash I can
write hate messages.

Score: -1          

Haiku #242711

[deleted] Perhaps.
     Good point, and that was somewhat
naive on my part.

Score: -1          

Haiku #224677

Some will tell you what
     each card means, and some will read
the spread as a whole.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69168

The bullet went threw
     one cheek and out the other.
It was fucking nuts.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106216

I work hard and vote
     left, like so many others.
~~Damn~~ Thanks Obama.

Score: -1          

Haiku #266449

The original
     argument was that miners
have all the power.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19692

Tremendously skilled
     dude, and he breaks it down nice
and easy in those.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106213

Probably, the worst thing
     I have thought about was when
my grandmother died.

Score: -1          

Haiku #25426

If it's important
     but very familiar, not
much anxiety.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19257

First mistake is not
     thinking game is on until
she shows some interest.

Score: -2          

Haiku #19052

To stalk shelves. At night.
     Fuck sakes. question abortion
Not all women do.

Score: -2          

Haiku #122642

lol yeah, what's
     that all about anyway?
Party Abandons.

Score: -2          

Haiku #224674

[deleted] People
     are different, not everyone
loved it Slide Lid Box.

Score: -2          

Haiku #229264

You will find you are
     spoiled for choice on that budget
for that kind of car.

Score: -2          

Haiku #23806

What is "APC"?
     Don't worry. No one agreed
to anything. [Ping?

Score: -2          

Haiku #19633

The original
     template for TE S always
dug into my arms.

Score: -3          

Haiku #619

life imitates art
     Happy New Year? [deleted]
That's the *Code* hype. Wow.

Score: -3          

Haiku #792

[deleted] More death
     sentences is not a bad
thing its a good thing.

Score: -4          


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