Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words. Details of how this was done are available in a blog post.

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Haiku #22905

My asthma only
     really cleared up when I moved
away to college.

Score: 0          

Haiku #119368

I doubt anyone
     will get fired for someone
taking a picture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #119436

there is no support
     at all so you must know how
to run a server.

Score: 0          

Haiku #6624

So did I... She's there
     so later you can say, "Yeah,
we dated a while.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347078

If your submission
     is original content,
you could win prizes!

Score: 0          

Haiku #213307

Definitely not
     as much work as was for you...
those rocks are no joke!

Score: 0          

Haiku #119753

Its decentralized
     with no regulatory
agency, correct?

Score: 0          

Haiku #23555

Those get blown up by
     the media and other
people way too much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #120232

Also why do all
     professional gamers seem
to have such short names?

Score: 0          

Haiku #120372

Had an initial
     email consultation, week
later booked a flight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #39577

[deleted] Clearly,
     it was dropped BY the [giant
drop of Oil Mascot.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106204

This refresh probably
     causes the other history
entry in my list.

Score: -1          

Haiku #175392

And then when you went
     bold, umm, I'm really not sure
what you're trying to do.

Score: -1          

Haiku #215562

[deleted] You aren't
     really overweight, just look
like a normal dude.

Score: -1          

Haiku #25426

If it's important
     but very familiar, not
much anxiety.

Score: -1          

Haiku #271991

are obviously
     being pulled down quite a bit
by some ethnic groups.

Score: -1          

Haiku #337233

Seven Pounds with Will
     Smith. I was not expecting
the ending at all.

Score: -1          

Haiku #79724

This is basically
     what im talking about, his
opener was good.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19624

[deleted] Really?
     Do you work on these systems?
They have batteries.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19284

[deleted] This is
     true, but they have to perform
at a high level.

Score: -1          

Haiku #6532

Se pare ca el nu."
     and am ready to publish
whenever you are.

Score: -1          

Haiku #6947

[deleted] If you
     pee on your feet, it helps get
rid of athletes foot.

Score: -1          

Haiku #6529

we can rebuild him,
     we have the technology
I just blue myself.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19076

Women are always
     all over the place with their
jewelry, shoes, makeup.

Score: -1          

Haiku #72678

I also did not
     have my own TV until
I went to college.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19463

I know nothing." [](/c01
     "Some ponies just want to watch
the world learn.") Oh man.

Score: -1          

Haiku #18944

Stop trying to figure
     out if she is telling you
you "should" make a move.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69165

Supplement? No no
     no, go buy some coconut
oil and cook with it.

Score: -1          

Haiku #39126

The icon displayed
     while active has not changed since
the game was released.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209312

So... Could you add me?
     I won't be available
for much longer. Um....

Score: -1          

Haiku #106200

I'd need a broker,
     and father can do that too.
He broke the damn game!

Score: -1          

Haiku #299988

BUT THIS WAS A M
     A Z I N G. "I GOT
YOU NOW" Esteban?

Score: -1          

Haiku #348597

I have a level
     one character for turning
in certain items.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300963

Which is especially
     stupid because there are "bad
feminists" out there.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19649

You can't feel it, if
     you haven't been touched by Him.
wet asphalt How so?

Score: -1          

Haiku #224677

Some will tell you what
     each card means, and some will read
the spread as a whole.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209369

The early footage
     and impressions really rubbed
people the wrong way.

Score: -1          

Haiku #122592

You could probably get
     extra volume out of them,
but that's about it.

Score: -1          

Haiku #348595

###Lock him up! (Also,
     annoyed this will probably get
no play.) Hello friend!

Score: -1          

Haiku #123155

I can off you like
     45k I don't like another
man's penis in it?

Score: -1          

Haiku #348592

Can you only get
     the Jordan connection if
you sign with Jordan?

Score: -1          

Haiku #106213

Probably, the worst thing
     I have thought about was when
my grandmother died.

Score: -1          

Haiku #123751

In cancer, mice do
     not spontaneously get
the cancers we get.

Score: -1          

Haiku #301014

I think Clinton is
     so happy that she's facing
Trump in the general.

Score: -1          

Haiku #74816

Bill and Ted's Heinous
     Happening Video is too
long [Any better?

Score: -1          

Haiku #40406

I really hate when
     medical people call me
sweetheart of honey.

Score: -1          

Haiku #626

[removed] I always
     thought this guy was not sane, but
now it is confirmed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #18952

[deleted] Triple
     H is trying to be a face
authority role.

Score: -1          

Haiku #4748

Go on, attack me.
     I'll get my family to vote
republican too.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19267

I personally find
     Christianity to be
the most persuasive.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300955

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #206468

Yeah you need to learn
     history from history books not
racial studies class.

Score: -1          

Haiku #27692

Whatever it takes
     to keep idiots like you
from breeding, I'm down.

Score: -1          

Haiku #155388

since they are "support"
     characters in their own game.
Why would he come back?

Score: -1          

Haiku #209365

you just want to see
     their dicks [deleted] *"I don't
need a search warrant.

Score: -1          

Haiku #242700

had some stuff I had
     to do first but I'm posting
the giveaway now.

Score: -1          

Haiku #216409

Think of the children!
     But shooting people in US
is part of culture.

Score: -1          

Haiku #242711

[deleted] Perhaps.
     Good point, and that was somewhat
naive on my part.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106202

That doesn't depend
     on the size of the country.
That's a lame excuse.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209367

He's gone, and you wake
     up in the hospital not
knowing what happened.

Score: -1          

Haiku #83121

Fuck Me In The Ass
     Because I love Jesus is
the first thing he sees.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69189

I'm not feeding him
     that shit, I don't even eat
processed shit myself.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69200

Nah. I'm in London.
     Will probably get it in Black
if they have it. Link?

Score: -1          

Haiku #69164

Talk to her about
     what you're feeling like you would
talk to a partner.

Score: -1          

Haiku #266449

The original
     argument was that miners
have all the power.

Score: -1          

Haiku #326390

Never burn a bridge
     even if you dislike it.
Thanks for submitting!

Score: -1          

Haiku #39117

My friend and I had
     to pick up another friend
at Hobby today.

Score: -1          

Haiku #703

Like the cassette tape,
     the format can still be viewed;
its contents enjoyed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #5597

can you do better?
     Mrs Cunt wishes to know
She is a cancer.

Score: -1          

Haiku #79725

Turn it louder eh
     he has poor form I bit his
hand while giving birth.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300961

It really helped me
     focus on where I wanted
my story to go.

Score: -1          

Haiku #128521

I'd do it myself
     if I was allowed but nah,
PAYE it is for me.

Score: -1          

Haiku #130130

Flair just indicates
     what team you support or what
champion you like.

Score: -1          

Haiku #272015

Put you first, fuck her.
     She made her bed, she can lie
in it embarrassed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300943

Cheers, mate. great OK,
     then please try a more common
language, like English.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209294

on two occasions,
     the Rags fan next to me was
telling him off too.

Score: -1          

Haiku #193557

Or Palo Duro
     State Park! The pictures on their
site looks beautiful!

Score: -1          

Haiku #193564

alright ill see if
     I can find you My bad, you
know what I meant though.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106201

Damn, it's nuts to me
     that this record is a cheap
one now. It's so good.

Score: -1          

Haiku #153742

If they can't find time
     for you everyday, then it's
just a bad partner.

Score: -1          

Haiku #39128

But, diablo3 man.
     Good song. I bet they would be
unreal live. DAE think?

Score: -1          

Haiku #69199

Really like the hair.
     Hope to see more of you soon.
Happy cake my friend.

Score: -1          

Haiku #136537

Oh you can't breathe now?
     Due to the asthma? Chill man.
The game's horrible.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106216

I work hard and vote
     left, like so many others.
~~Damn~~ Thanks Obama.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209297

Go balls to the wall
     and ruin yourself, and you
will likely wash out.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300987

But it's really up
     to you to decide if it's
good enough for you.

Score: -1          

Haiku #26146

More information:
     "Early this morning, history
repeated itself.

Score: -1          

Haiku #614

Knowing that makes things
     even bleaker than your 'won't
fix global warming'.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300934

When you get a new
     console, you're games aren't going
to work anymore.

Score: -1          

Haiku #18705

[deleted] I lived
     with a younger girl who was
pretty disgusting.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19642

It makes me feel like
     I've done something wrong. Will do,
thanks for your support.

Score: -1          

Haiku #74836

We should go further.
     [deleted] Where was that cruise
ship planning to go...

Score: -1          

Haiku #69182

but seriously,
     people sleep on the warriors
players, hyped or not.

Score: -1          

Haiku #272038

Technically you may
     be right, but that's not how it's
used typically. Yes.

Score: -1          

Haiku #326413

sending a PM.
     Common projects Achilles
low Double bummer.

Score: -1          

Haiku #242689

You see the doctor
     once and only once *You are
or You're would fine too.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300891

Its incredible
     for your mind and feels fucking
great in your body.

Score: -1          

Haiku #268514

That's worse than white trash.
     At least with white trash I can
write hate messages.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19704

For a start they had
     been told to soften them up
by CIA slime.

Score: -1          

Haiku #136535

Would the result just
     be that pan left sounds more left
than it actually is?

Score: -1          

Haiku #19691

He's just not great. But,
     as you said, he plays above
himself when needed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #193565

Durant had to make
     his season debut against
Anthony Davis...

Score: -1          

Haiku #18919

Period sex, cause
     I get to cum inside her
without a condom.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69168

The bullet went threw
     one cheek and out the other.
It was fucking nuts.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106203

I think it's a bit
     too early to make any
predictions yet though.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300993

It does a pretty
     good job explaining hardware
and software functions.

Score: -1          

Haiku #224697

well, they can either
     B or A or S or E
jump once, anyway.

Score: -1          

Haiku #224729

Hopefully its not
     as bad as it looks right now
[deleted] I clicked.

Score: -1          

Haiku #39564

Don't get them unless
     you're a career criminal
or a side show freak.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69167

Other then pluto,
     things are orbiting in what
looks like a flat plane.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19703

I hate the primer
     potion in that container,
but it's still good stuff!

Score: -1          

Haiku #300990

Understand what you
     can't afford right now until
you get more money.

Score: -1          

Haiku #135602

[deleted] I went
     to the Sigur Ros concert
at Olympic park.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19482

Now I have extra
     milk for my coffee, thanks man!!!
[deleted] Sounds good.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19521

I'll be in my bunk.
     [deleted] what's your routine?
Bitches LOVE birthdays!

Score: -1          

Haiku #209360

How would it work if
     free to play and getting all
the cards was easy?

Score: -1          

Haiku #19694

Otherwise, we make
     ourselves weak, and unprepared
for what is to come.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106212

I didn't have any
     friends at school or friends to go
out with on weekends.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300928

[deleted] If it's
     not due to him felling ill,
then yes, he's shiny!

Score: -1          

Haiku #272031

what is this Its not
     about it being public
or not. Dudes at work.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19692

Tremendously skilled
     dude, and he breaks it down nice
and easy in those.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19688

It's required that you
     love Obama, or you hate
the United States?

Score: -1          

Haiku #19645

This corroborates
     the 19x19 that includes the chunk
you are standing in.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300985

It's a fantastic
     album, but is very much
flawed and unfinished.

Score: -1          

Haiku #39122

I'm no expert, but
     I've learned a lot in the year
that I've been riding.

Score: -1          

Haiku #224687

LOL! I was
     on mobile and was lazy
to type the whole thing.

Score: -1          

Haiku #301027

They're probably the same
     people who dropped out of sports
at an early age.

Score: -1          

Haiku #242688

I thought it would be
     cool if the game was counting
down to the long dark.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69183

Man if I had watched
     this trailer before I had
played I would be pissed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209310

And classless. they taste
     nice and last long, with little
to no calories.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106191

Meeting with people
     *in person* only heightens
the experience.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300895

Their sex drive goes through
     the roof in ways they never
understood before.

Score: -1          

Haiku #175281

there's no limit on
     the amount of transactions
done with an address.

Score: -1          

Haiku #136533

I'm welling up just
     looking at him. Holy fuck........
That happened. Me too!

Score: -1          

Haiku #268497

The government will
     decide how much medical
care you will receive.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209354

Has anyone here?
     How are they? Michigan too,
or at least parts. Cool.

Score: -1          

Haiku #215519

[deleted] Your hex
     looks rounded out, so its prob
time for new rims too.

Score: -1          

Haiku #74814

^^^^^buy ^^^^^subaru Not
     really a great attitude
to have though is it?

Score: -1          

Haiku #28969

I will be able
     to know what is being said
next etc.

Score: -1          

Haiku #242690

It really blew me
     away for a show I was
hesitant to start.

Score: -1          

Haiku #224675

Sort of like it did
     with the first amendment right
to records police.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209300

Steel Last is a bad
     location for sentry nests,
for a good reason.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209320

The universe... heh...
     what a concept. I was tricked.
You SOB!! Oh I know.

Score: -1          

Haiku #193576

Or at least, you know,
     any team that's at least won
more games than they've lost?

Score: -1          

Haiku #136647

Checkmate atheists
     He's always had my heart That's
really helpful. Thanks!

Score: -1          

Haiku #19687

I think it'd make
     people look after their tools
& accessories.

Score: -1          

Haiku #229261

In fact, literally
     app I've tried that was timeline
enabled didn't work.

Score: -1          

Haiku #83161

Because sexual
     violence against women
is hilarious.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106215

Asians adopted
     by whites are smarter than their
adoptive parents.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300940

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19257

First mistake is not
     thinking game is on until
she shows some interest.

Score: -2          

Haiku #19052

To stalk shelves. At night.
     Fuck sakes. question abortion
Not all women do.

Score: -2          

Haiku #17114

[deleted] is there
     any before and after
the gym images?

Score: -2          

Haiku #224674

[deleted] People
     are different, not everyone
loved it Slide Lid Box.

Score: -2          

Haiku #19070

I think your mom should
     cook me bacon Your teacher
is a stupid bitch.

Score: -2          

Haiku #84752

I don't even know
     why it'd occur to you
to try, lol!

Score: -2          

Haiku #229264

You will find you are
     spoiled for choice on that budget
for that kind of car.

Score: -2          

Haiku #23806

What is "APC"?
     Don't worry. No one agreed
to anything. [Ping?

Score: -2          

Haiku #122642

lol yeah, what's
     that all about anyway?
Party Abandons.

Score: -2          

Haiku #619

life imitates art
     Happy New Year? [deleted]
That's the *Code* hype. Wow.

Score: -3          

Haiku #19633

The original
     template for TE S always
dug into my arms.

Score: -3          

Haiku #792

[deleted] More death
     sentences is not a bad
thing its a good thing.

Score: -4          


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