Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words. Details of how this was done are available in a blog post.

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Haiku #296443

Do you agree there
     is too much drama between
Zeke & Emily?

Score: 0          

Haiku #122240

who would have thought. what.
     Died stupidly. Then I died
stupidly again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #26104

Im afraid to say
     I do! I wish I could watch
your dreams on TV.

Score: 0          

Haiku #297164

Is there anything
     else you can do to salvage
the situation?

Score: 0          

Haiku #297448

The quality is
     low and grainy (I guess that's
to be expected.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19183

Listen. Understand.
     Care, as you already do.
That's enough. SO THERE.

Score: 0          

Haiku #26452

Troll is the city
     that was conquered by the Greeks
in The Iliad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #297734

We value life more
     now as a society,
I will give you that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #123379

I'm not verified,
     but I could use an escrow.
I have 60k to sell.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19184

[deleted] It's not
     so simple because no one
knows what makes it up?

Score: 0          

Haiku #123588

Tomorrow I am
     making Jamie Oliver's
turkey Wellington.

Score: 0          

Haiku #26788

[deleted] He is
     sawing her arm to the beat.
I wasn't a fan.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300928

[deleted] If it's
     not due to him felling ill,
then yes, he's shiny!

Score: -1          

Haiku #301027

They're probably the same
     people who dropped out of sports
at an early age.

Score: -1          

Haiku #348592

Can you only get
     the Jordan connection if
you sign with Jordan?

Score: -1          

Haiku #300987

But it's really up
     to you to decide if it's
good enough for you.

Score: -1          

Haiku #193564

alright ill see if
     I can find you My bad, you
know what I meant though.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69200

Nah. I'm in London.
     Will probably get it in Black
if they have it. Link?

Score: -1          

Haiku #301014

I think Clinton is
     so happy that she's facing
Trump in the general.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209320

The universe... heh...
     what a concept. I was tricked.
You SOB!! Oh I know.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19076

Women are always
     all over the place with their
jewelry, shoes, makeup.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19284

[deleted] This is
     true, but they have to perform
at a high level.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19267

I personally find
     Christianity to be
the most persuasive.

Score: -1          

Haiku #123751

In cancer, mice do
     not spontaneously get
the cancers we get.

Score: -1          

Haiku #6947

[deleted] If you
     pee on your feet, it helps get
rid of athletes foot.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69165

Supplement? No no
     no, go buy some coconut
oil and cook with it.

Score: -1          

Haiku #18705

[deleted] I lived
     with a younger girl who was
pretty disgusting.

Score: -1          

Haiku #39122

I'm no expert, but
     I've learned a lot in the year
that I've been riding.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106200

I'd need a broker,
     and father can do that too.
He broke the damn game!

Score: -1          

Haiku #19463

I know nothing." [](/c01
     "Some ponies just want to watch
the world learn.") Oh man.

Score: -1          

Haiku #266449

The original
     argument was that miners
have all the power.

Score: -1          

Haiku #130130

Flair just indicates
     what team you support or what
champion you like.

Score: -1          

Haiku #175392

And then when you went
     bold, umm, I'm really not sure
what you're trying to do.

Score: -1          

Haiku #79724

This is basically
     what im talking about, his
opener was good.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209354

Has anyone here?
     How are they? Michigan too,
or at least parts. Cool.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209360

How would it work if
     free to play and getting all
the cards was easy?

Score: -1          

Haiku #224687

LOL! I was
     on mobile and was lazy
to type the whole thing.

Score: -1          

Haiku #79725

Turn it louder eh
     he has poor form I bit his
hand while giving birth.

Score: -1          

Haiku #272031

what is this Its not
     about it being public
or not. Dudes at work.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19649

You can't feel it, if
     you haven't been touched by Him.
wet asphalt How so?

Score: -1          

Haiku #19692

Tremendously skilled
     dude, and he breaks it down nice
and easy in those.

Score: -1          

Haiku #128521

I'd do it myself
     if I was allowed but nah,
PAYE it is for me.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300943

Cheers, mate. great OK,
     then please try a more common
language, like English.

Score: -1          

Haiku #224675

Sort of like it did
     with the first amendment right
to records police.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209297

Go balls to the wall
     and ruin yourself, and you
will likely wash out.

Score: -1          

Haiku #74816

Bill and Ted's Heinous
     Happening Video is too
long [Any better?

Score: -1          

Haiku #25426

If it's important
     but very familiar, not
much anxiety.

Score: -1          

Haiku #72678

I also did not
     have my own TV until
I went to college.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19482

Now I have extra
     milk for my coffee, thanks man!!!
[deleted] Sounds good.

Score: -1          

Haiku #299988

BUT THIS WAS A M
     A Z I N G. "I GOT
YOU NOW" Esteban?

Score: -1          

Haiku #4748

Go on, attack me.
     I'll get my family to vote
republican too.

Score: -1          

Haiku #242689

You see the doctor
     once and only once *You are
or You're would fine too.

Score: -1          

Haiku #348595

###Lock him up! (Also,
     annoyed this will probably get
no play.) Hello friend!

Score: -1          

Haiku #300993

It does a pretty
     good job explaining hardware
and software functions.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209294

on two occasions,
     the Rags fan next to me was
telling him off too.

Score: -1          

Haiku #224677

Some will tell you what
     each card means, and some will read
the spread as a whole.

Score: -1          

Haiku #83121

Fuck Me In The Ass
     Because I love Jesus is
the first thing he sees.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69189

I'm not feeding him
     that shit, I don't even eat
processed shit myself.

Score: -1          

Haiku #40406

I really hate when
     medical people call me
sweetheart of honey.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69164

Talk to her about
     what you're feeling like you would
talk to a partner.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19691

He's just not great. But,
     as you said, he plays above
himself when needed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19687

I think it'd make
     people look after their tools
& accessories.

Score: -1          

Haiku #703

Like the cassette tape,
     the format can still be viewed;
its contents enjoyed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #5597

can you do better?
     Mrs Cunt wishes to know
She is a cancer.

Score: -1          

Haiku #326390

Never burn a bridge
     even if you dislike it.
Thanks for submitting!

Score: -1          

Haiku #614

Knowing that makes things
     even bleaker than your 'won't
fix global warming'.

Score: -1          

Haiku #155388

since they are "support"
     characters in their own game.
Why would he come back?

Score: -1          

Haiku #337233

Seven Pounds with Will
     Smith. I was not expecting
the ending at all.

Score: -1          

Haiku #206468

Yeah you need to learn
     history from history books not
racial studies class.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209300

Steel Last is a bad
     location for sentry nests,
for a good reason.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300990

Understand what you
     can't afford right now until
you get more money.

Score: -1          

Haiku #242700

had some stuff I had
     to do first but I'm posting
the giveaway now.

Score: -1          

Haiku #136537

Oh you can't breathe now?
     Due to the asthma? Chill man.
The game's horrible.

Score: -1          

Haiku #153742

If they can't find time
     for you everyday, then it's
just a bad partner.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69199

Really like the hair.
     Hope to see more of you soon.
Happy cake my friend.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106215

Asians adopted
     by whites are smarter than their
adoptive parents.

Score: -1          

Haiku #83161

Because sexual
     violence against women
is hilarious.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19704

For a start they had
     been told to soften them up
by CIA slime.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106201

Damn, it's nuts to me
     that this record is a cheap
one now. It's so good.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19688

It's required that you
     love Obama, or you hate
the United States?

Score: -1          

Haiku #106212

I didn't have any
     friends at school or friends to go
out with on weekends.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106202

That doesn't depend
     on the size of the country.
That's a lame excuse.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300895

Their sex drive goes through
     the roof in ways they never
understood before.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300955

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #122592

You could probably get
     extra volume out of them,
but that's about it.

Score: -1          

Haiku #626

[removed] I always
     thought this guy was not sane, but
now it is confirmed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #39117

My friend and I had
     to pick up another friend
at Hobby today.

Score: -1          

Haiku #348597

I have a level
     one character for turning
in certain items.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106213

Probably, the worst thing
     I have thought about was when
my grandmother died.

Score: -1          

Haiku #74814

^^^^^buy ^^^^^subaru Not
     really a great attitude
to have though is it?

Score: -1          

Haiku #268514

That's worse than white trash.
     At least with white trash I can
write hate messages.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300934

When you get a new
     console, you're games aren't going
to work anymore.

Score: -1          

Haiku #272038

Technically you may
     be right, but that's not how it's
used typically. Yes.

Score: -1          

Haiku #224729

Hopefully its not
     as bad as it looks right now
[deleted] I clicked.

Score: -1          

Haiku #193557

Or Palo Duro
     State Park! The pictures on their
site looks beautiful!

Score: -1          

Haiku #215562

[deleted] You aren't
     really overweight, just look
like a normal dude.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209365

you just want to see
     their dicks [deleted] *"I don't
need a search warrant.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19694

Otherwise, we make
     ourselves weak, and unprepared
for what is to come.

Score: -1          

Haiku #39128

But, diablo3 man.
     Good song. I bet they would be
unreal live. DAE think?

Score: -1          

Haiku #19642

It makes me feel like
     I've done something wrong. Will do,
thanks for your support.

Score: -1          

Haiku #136535

Would the result just
     be that pan left sounds more left
than it actually is?

Score: -1          

Haiku #74836

We should go further.
     [deleted] Where was that cruise
ship planning to go...

Score: -1          

Haiku #136647

Checkmate atheists
     He's always had my heart That's
really helpful. Thanks!

Score: -1          

Haiku #242711

[deleted] Perhaps.
     Good point, and that was somewhat
naive on my part.

Score: -1          

Haiku #242688

I thought it would be
     cool if the game was counting
down to the long dark.

Score: -1          

Haiku #216409

Think of the children!
     But shooting people in US
is part of culture.

Score: -1          

Haiku #6529

we can rebuild him,
     we have the technology
I just blue myself.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19703

I hate the primer
     potion in that container,
but it's still good stuff!

Score: -1          

Haiku #39126

The icon displayed
     while active has not changed since
the game was released.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300891

Its incredible
     for your mind and feels fucking
great in your body.

Score: -1          

Haiku #271991

are obviously
     being pulled down quite a bit
by some ethnic groups.

Score: -1          

Haiku #27692

Whatever it takes
     to keep idiots like you
from breeding, I'm down.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106216

I work hard and vote
     left, like so many others.
~~Damn~~ Thanks Obama.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19521

I'll be in my bunk.
     [deleted] what's your routine?
Bitches LOVE birthdays!

Score: -1          

Haiku #272015

Put you first, fuck her.
     She made her bed, she can lie
in it embarrassed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300985

It's a fantastic
     album, but is very much
flawed and unfinished.

Score: -1          

Haiku #123155

I can off you like
     45k I don't like another
man's penis in it?

Score: -1          

Haiku #26146

More information:
     "Early this morning, history
repeated itself.

Score: -1          

Haiku #18944

Stop trying to figure
     out if she is telling you
you "should" make a move.

Score: -1          

Haiku #268497

The government will
     decide how much medical
care you will receive.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300940

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300963

Which is especially
     stupid because there are "bad
feminists" out there.

Score: -1          

Haiku #326413

sending a PM.
     Common projects Achilles
low Double bummer.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69183

Man if I had watched
     this trailer before I had
played I would be pissed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #136533

I'm welling up just
     looking at him. Holy fuck........
That happened. Me too!

Score: -1          

Haiku #215519

[deleted] Your hex
     looks rounded out, so its prob
time for new rims too.

Score: -1          

Haiku #175281

there's no limit on
     the amount of transactions
done with an address.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69168

The bullet went threw
     one cheek and out the other.
It was fucking nuts.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106191

Meeting with people
     *in person* only heightens
the experience.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19645

This corroborates
     the 19x19 that includes the chunk
you are standing in.

Score: -1          

Haiku #224697

well, they can either
     B or A or S or E
jump once, anyway.

Score: -1          

Haiku #193576

Or at least, you know,
     any team that's at least won
more games than they've lost?

Score: -1          

Haiku #209367

He's gone, and you wake
     up in the hospital not
knowing what happened.

Score: -1          

Haiku #28969

I will be able
     to know what is being said
next etc.

Score: -1          

Haiku #242690

It really blew me
     away for a show I was
hesitant to start.

Score: -1          

Haiku #135602

[deleted] I went
     to the Sigur Ros concert
at Olympic park.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209310

And classless. they taste
     nice and last long, with little
to no calories.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19624

[deleted] Really?
     Do you work on these systems?
They have batteries.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209312

So... Could you add me?
     I won't be available
for much longer. Um....

Score: -1          

Haiku #6532

Se pare ca el nu."
     and am ready to publish
whenever you are.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69182

but seriously,
     people sleep on the warriors
players, hyped or not.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106203

I think it's a bit
     too early to make any
predictions yet though.

Score: -1          

Haiku #193565

Durant had to make
     his season debut against
Anthony Davis...

Score: -1          

Haiku #209369

The early footage
     and impressions really rubbed
people the wrong way.

Score: -1          

Haiku #18952

[deleted] Triple
     H is trying to be a face
authority role.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69167

Other then pluto,
     things are orbiting in what
looks like a flat plane.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106204

This refresh probably
     causes the other history
entry in my list.

Score: -1          

Haiku #229261

In fact, literally
     app I've tried that was timeline
enabled didn't work.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300961

It really helped me
     focus on where I wanted
my story to go.

Score: -1          

Haiku #18919

Period sex, cause
     I get to cum inside her
without a condom.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19070

I think your mom should
     cook me bacon Your teacher
is a stupid bitch.

Score: -2          

Haiku #19052

To stalk shelves. At night.
     Fuck sakes. question abortion
Not all women do.

Score: -2          

Haiku #224674

[deleted] People
     are different, not everyone
loved it Slide Lid Box.

Score: -2          

Haiku #17114

[deleted] is there
     any before and after
the gym images?

Score: -2          

Haiku #23806

What is "APC"?
     Don't worry. No one agreed
to anything. [Ping?

Score: -2          

Haiku #84752

I don't even know
     why it'd occur to you
to try, lol!

Score: -2          

Haiku #19257

First mistake is not
     thinking game is on until
she shows some interest.

Score: -2          

Haiku #229264

You will find you are
     spoiled for choice on that budget
for that kind of car.

Score: -2          

Haiku #122642

lol yeah, what's
     that all about anyway?
Party Abandons.

Score: -2          

Haiku #619

life imitates art
     Happy New Year? [deleted]
That's the *Code* hype. Wow.

Score: -3          

Haiku #19633

The original
     template for TE S always
dug into my arms.

Score: -3          

Haiku #792

[deleted] More death
     sentences is not a bad
thing its a good thing.

Score: -4          


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