Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words. Details of how this was done are available in a blog post.

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Haiku #80803

The Internet is
     not a single entity
with one opinion.

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Haiku #19190

The sperm and egg are
     both alive when they meet up
to form the zygote.

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Haiku #19226

Everyone loves pie
     [deleted] On your poll you
said Faculty Glade.

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Haiku #19229

At least then he is
     passing on your terms and you
are aware of it.

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Haiku #19227

So overwriting
     the line with dummy info
is applicable.

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Haiku #19203

Nor does it change their
     hormone levels. Oh really?
Is that how it works?

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Haiku #19206

Yes this is the same
     thing that Superman was trying
to get legalized.

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Haiku #6793

And I've literally
     had discussions with hundreds.
Lead by example.

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Haiku #81843

I didn't even know
     the proper spelling of his
original name.

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Haiku #2997

Do you think that class
     ranking is beneficial
or truly useful?

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Haiku #19207

Once you start "hacking"
     you lose sight of how many
people are still stock.

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Haiku #19210

[deleted] So quick
     to jump to conclusion why
not just jump off bridge?

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Haiku #19208

Many aircraft still
     bear local images on
the sides of the nose.

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Haiku #19205

Nice job, but I feel
     like it will all get rubbed off
if she uses it.

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Haiku #4813

Now if only his
     followers would let him RIP.
reported who. the.

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Haiku #111035

Petitions, online
     or in person are just too
open to abuse.

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Haiku #84271

The same could be said
     for any building you do
on any planet.

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Haiku #5119

Yeah, they need a top
     secret, coded radio
system to run that.

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Haiku #84295

But I don't think OP
     bothered or invaded on
Parker's privacy.

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Haiku #85249

20th episode.
     Knew what happened to "the safe"
was and didn't tell us.

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Haiku #19184

[deleted] It's not
     so simple because no one
knows what makes it up?

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Haiku #19194

I still impress her
     even if nobody else
notices or cares.

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Haiku #19199

Don't bother with some
     recall campaign, they rarely
ever work out well.

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Haiku #19444

This is really how
     the entire lecture was
from start to finish.

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Haiku #19494

From the discussion
     there it seems like `base` just is
too monolithic.

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Haiku #6794

Well that sounds awesome,
     I'll take the electric one
off of your hands then.

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Haiku #86392

...moded Iowa
     City has an amazing
public library.

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Haiku #5246

The best way to not
     support it is to not pay
attention to it.

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Haiku #86573

The video is
     pretentious about deeper
meaning about stuff.

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Haiku #87145

It's incredibly
     hard to determine based on
arbitrary notes.

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Haiku #19200

You probably are more
     in need of starch and protein
than potassium.

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Haiku #5317

Protecting one's young
     is such a basic instinct
for most animals.

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Haiku #87004

I want to forget
     all the memories and be
able to move on.

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Haiku #87617

I was so careful
     not to get the colors mixed
in the wrong sections.

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Haiku #6761

I am not, at all,
     trying to tell anybody
what combat is like.

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Haiku #87763

:D [deleted] Right
     out of an Arnold movie
lol Ok.

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Haiku #88016

OP was arrested
     for a DWI,
that doesn't mean shit.

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Haiku #19196

I've been job hunting
     since last time they were hiring
seasonal people.

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Haiku #19198

I just want to make
     sure I'm not overlooking
the obvious. Thanks!

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Haiku #88249

So I denied it.
     I would have to ride it out
to the bitter end.

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Haiku #237921

I edited some
     in, will add some more later
if necessary.

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Haiku #88745

Your body wont be
     able to repair itself
due to lack of fuel.

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Haiku #6771

In the video
     you see a child on it but
now they use robots.

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Haiku #90001

You are astounding
     attracted to people who
you feel sorry for?

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Haiku #89991

I'm glad to give more
     info on particular
shops, etc.

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Haiku #7191

However, why do
     you think it isn't mostly
due to diligence?

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Haiku #56004

The "offensively
     stereotypical Sex
in the City gay".

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Haiku #239745

I try to do good
     by others, too, and follow
the teachings of Christ.

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Haiku #90580

Is that bad? I didn't
     say one way or another.
You did however.

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Haiku #8315

That dollar wasted
     on security would NOT
have gone to a road.

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Haiku #307396

How exactly is
     The Division a better
tactical shooter?

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Haiku #91558

Formula only.
     [deleted] JR and Pop
could be funny though.

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Haiku #19185

A league is always
     more important than any
single team in it.

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Haiku #19188

What is important
     is figuring it out if
the idea works.

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Haiku #19192

Can we also get
     Amy's "just be good to each
other" quote in there?

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Haiku #209342

If you are unsure,
     I could draw a diagram
to make it clearer.

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Haiku #92937

it flies EVERYWHERE
     I have smacked the hood before
in those instances.

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Haiku #93146

Yeah, glad we all got
     together to put a stop
to this guy's rampage.

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Haiku #8863

I can't envision
     any way that US ever
gets any better.

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Haiku #94336

not bad Keep walking.
     Paco, maybe an inch or
two deep, but a foot?

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Haiku #347119

"Infidelity
     is infidelity" is
not an argument.

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Haiku #19191

I knew a few would
     be there, but I thought there would
be more local stuff.

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Haiku #9080

Remember that kid
     who was a thug in high school?
Yeah, he's a cop now.

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Haiku #94771

This totally could
     be me, and her story could
totally be true.

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Haiku #95051

Use a napkin on
     top then pat the powder on
the napkin. Liar.

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Haiku #9434

I said, sorry, man
     I just got it and wanted
grover to sign it.

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Haiku #95188

Mario Party?
     More like Communist Party.
"Oh, Comrade Yoshi!

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Haiku #95253

Love that movie, Wes
     Anderson's masterpiece, could
watch it every day.

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Haiku #19186

Better? I cant tell
     if that spoon is gigantic..
or if its just me?

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Haiku #83643

[deleted] I must
     not be explaining myself
well, I'll try again.

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Haiku #9854

Without knowing her
     personally that's all I've got.
All my sympathy.

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Haiku #95462

I found some items
     and started killing zombies
with a machete.

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Haiku #95793

I think he's kidding
     Oh ya, they definitely
cared genuinely!

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Haiku #9928

I smell everything
     I drink before I sip it,
specifically beer.

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Haiku #96558

Elsewhere in baseball,
     how about this Fernandez
kid for Miami?

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Haiku #125826

I never managed
     to shake that anxiety
even in college.

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Haiku #19187

It didn't hurt as bad
     as I thought, but it took some
focus not to flinch.

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Haiku #10001

It would also help
     to know which religion if
one is specified.

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Haiku #96980

Everyone gets one.
     Get another opinion
AND have them show you.

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Haiku #97136

He had it shipped by
     rail out to California
to be modified.

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Haiku #10346

[deleted] You can
     easily inhibit spores
with vinegar though.

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Haiku #97286

He will probably be
     in uniform and easy
to identify.

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Haiku #97407

There's no period
     after 'Dr' in 'Dr Pepper'
Very insightful.

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Haiku #19160

Just be there for her.
     Make her a meal. Rub her feet.
Whatever it takes.

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Haiku #19169

Would I ever spend
     money for a Trend license
for my home PC?

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Haiku #19175

Can some of them come
     and rub their magic powers
on me and my friends?

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Haiku #19178

How could you even
     TELL if a civil war took
place there, lol.

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Haiku #19443

I don't think it is
     necessarily faces,
but rather "figures".

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Haiku #97737

Higher minimum
     wage states do not lose business
across the border.

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Haiku #254726

Other than player
     manipulation, the game
largely plays itself.

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Haiku #98460

Is that why on one
     episode of Firefly
his ear gets sliced off?

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Haiku #19489

If your arguments
     are flawed, it does not mean you
are a bad person.

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Haiku #256477

vietnam vs
     america Which one is
your favorite and why?

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Haiku #99618

It still looks awesome
     to me, and it looks awesome
from every angle.

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Haiku #19179

I could buy the hair
     clippers, but I'd rather trust
my hair to a pro.

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Haiku #19180

Keep eating healthy,
     keep drinking lots of water
and get lots of sleep.

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Haiku #19181

Mostly of verbal
     abuse because I was big
and shy. Sucked some ass.

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Haiku #100200

"Anomaly" is
     just a word used to denote
something unexplained.

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Haiku #12039

Guilty. and I am
     fully conscious of it while
I am doing it.

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Haiku #100268

Yesterday a few
     people put together some
beers on the canal.

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Haiku #100536

It's free, and pretty
     easy so far (only on
chapter three myself).

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Haiku #19176

If my fiancee
     wanted to go to sleep, she'd
have to wear ear plugs.

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Haiku #19548

Educated guess
     would be a rare software bug.
Seriously right?

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Haiku #12877

I cant even look
     at a cheese grater any
more without wincing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #100555

They look delicious
     and give me more ideas
for healthy eating.

Score: 0          

Haiku #101093

Not everything is
     so black and white and I hope
you understand that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #12989

Any new lava
     exposed is instantly turned
to obsidian.

Score: 0          

Haiku #101959

i use Microsoft
     security essentials
im confused Linux.

Score: 0          

Haiku #102431

Works for the people
     who lack critical thinking
skills and the lazy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19177

very nice. They do.
     It's called college. I applied
to sears a while back.

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Haiku #13323

Forever Typecast.
     I wasn't. My friend couldn't
do any better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #102646

I just logged into
     mine and it was right where you'd
expect it to be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #103070

NOT A CURE. It just
     prolongs the incubation
time of the virus.

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Haiku #13462

We go to houses
     to pick up a body or
to a hospital.

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Haiku #102986

Look up riverbed
     networking technology.
What an idiot.

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Haiku #103146

So I avoid them.
     I never said they were bad
at the game did I?

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Haiku #19170

Why would they add new
     features if they are shutting
down the servers? Yep.

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Haiku #19174

Any one of us
     could have been a rapist but
luckily we're not.

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Haiku #13437

I would gladly do
     everything in my power
to make it better.

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Haiku #104422

That's almost as bad
     as my first political
science professor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265963

Osbourne was pretty
     popular in Australia
previous to that.

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Haiku #104832

[deleted] This is
     exactly why I don't eat
Gummy anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #13574

Remember back when
     Rare put a Goldeneye clone
in all of their games?

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Haiku #104912

Really tricky but
     exactly the kind of thing
I was looking for.

Score: 0          

Haiku #104906

Amanda saying
     I fought my ass off. Shut up.
Everybody did.

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Haiku #19538

These are usually
     the last examinations
taken at high school?

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Haiku #14697

I don't think any
     other nation pronounces
the letter z "zee".

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Haiku #105252

Maybe a little
     dressier than normal, but
will depend in club.

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Haiku #106030

Any doesn't work,
     it depends which area
you're interested in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #15327

I don't know about
     paper submissions being
easier to grade.

Score: 0          

Haiku #107755

If my primary
     attribute is intellect,
I build a Dagon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #107062

The ability
     to make video calls is
very important.

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Haiku #19171

It was drawn very
     quickly, and I only had
two "subjects" to use.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19173

In a slow, steady
     stream, whisk the cornmeal mixture
into the liquid.

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Haiku #19542

Not once. I did ask
     you if various things would
be ok with *you*.

Score: 0          

Haiku #107770

Not all racists are
     stupid, but lots of stupid
people are racists.

Score: 0          

Haiku #108002

Very hard to do,
     and very rewarding when
you can make it work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #15983

When I said one guy
     on the internet, I was
referring to you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #107908

When the victim rubs
     their eyes, the iron filings
harm their corneas.

Score: 0          

Haiku #108333

I ran a super
     clean high calorie diet
during the program.

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Haiku #19172

This just has to do
     with competing sponsors like
someone said before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #16450

And I feel your pain,
     pads are kind of annoying
when doing groundwork.

Score: 0          

Haiku #108766

Whether it gave me
     the intended HGH
or not I don't care.

Score: 0          

Haiku #109181

If you want a big
     budget game sure console or
PC all the way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #16684

Kappa is pretty
     awful, *especially* if you
can't get a single.

Score: 0          

Haiku #109956

Actually, neither can
     I! I disagree There is.
It's a full time job.

Score: 0          

Haiku #110071

I feel like I could
     overthrow the government
while listening to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19161

If they knew the bridge
     was happening, the artist could
have just put it in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #6623

You must disable
     Javascript site wide, then you
can add exceptions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19394

If all you get from
     this is whining it's because
you can't fucking read.

Score: 0          

Haiku #6791

This gave them thirty
     child bearing years before death
in their mid forties.

Score: 0          

Haiku #110643

I'm assuming our
     currents are only different
because of rounding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #274693

Lol I know
     this is blasphemy but Dr
Who is terrible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #110566

I also assume
     intelligent people do
something similar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19539

[deleted] I think
     he just needs to make his stream
more profitable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #276707

Laziness from not
     researching other coolers
that came out since then.

Score: 0          

Haiku #110850

Velociraptor
     Candice? I suppose that is
true to an extent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #436

He's talking about
     limiting salaries &
other benefits.

Score: 0          

Haiku #17550

The cost of renting
     out an apartment also
has a exact cost.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111409

Amazing really
     capture the feeling of fear
and adrenaline.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111608

But it certainly
     needs to be available
more than once a month.

Score: 0          

Haiku #17786

I don't see how that's
     ultimately a bad thing.
Do you have a van?

Score: 0          

Haiku #111830

I can't remember
     the last time one of my games
went so far as that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111754

Do your best to try
     just about anything you
are interested in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #354

Atmospheric CO2
     doesn't correlate with mean
global temperature.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19167

I think junior year
     in college (21ish) was the first
year it really worked.

Score: 0          

Haiku #17929

generally pretty
     decent nowadays, with large
ranges of flavor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111971

CAN I READ TOO? /dibs
     I wouldn't call it dumb but
I suppose some might.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111958

Unaffordable
     or low priority might
be more accurate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #18632

I'm not interested
     in conspiracy theories
about his funding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #112109

All lies. I've always
     figured it must be frightening
to kiss Ellen Page.

Score: 0          

Haiku #112103

I'm a women, why
     wouldn't I want me to be
treated equally?

Score: 0          

Haiku #6624

So did I... She's there
     so later you can say, "Yeah,
we dated a while.

Score: 0          

Haiku #74827

I'm not an addict,
     just a gratuitously
heavy abuser!

Score: 0          

Haiku #148527

I think cases is
     the wrong way of doing it.
Any ideas?

Score: 0          

Haiku #112793

The majority
     if women in the US are
wearing the wrong size.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19712

It amazes me
     how he is painted versus
the reality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #113214

man up and take them
     Quoting for the irony
if he deletes this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #113490

I sincerely hope
     we see a realistic
budget tomorrow.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19162

A great gift for you
     child, or anyone that you
would like to inspire.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19490

I will let you know
     the result after I get
out of surgery.

Score: 0          

Haiku #6792

Thanks for that. I LOVE
     YOU! Thanks so much! I will put
this to good use! Thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #114353

Seriously, our
     situations are really
fucking similar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289214

Some Muslims refuse
     assimilation, many
do assimilate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #115404

Magic erasers
     are okay, so long as you
don't overuse them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #20352

I'm wondering if
     the OP also has access
to a library?

Score: 0          

Haiku #115845

Physio isn't
     helping anymore, neither
is Acupuncture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #116392

I said it doesn't
     matter if it's negative
or positive lift.

Score: 0          

Haiku #437

Right let's look at all
     the Democrats that believe
Saddam was a threat.

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Haiku #20807

LOL Which is
     why she said she had nothing
to do lol.

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Haiku #116561

For a week or so,
     try an elimination
diet, if you can.

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Haiku #116670

Unless you're playing
     Polynesia. [deleted]
Runs in the family.

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Haiku #292875

My wife was a non
     believer, she changed her mind
after seeing things.

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Haiku #117281

No. Incredible!
     I agree the bar scene was
wonderful for that.

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Haiku #117585

Also, another
     ancestor was a lawyer
to Billy the Kid.

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Haiku #19163

It's bullshit. You aren't
     entitled to a damn thing.
Aren't you just precious.

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Haiku #19166

[deleted] Holy
     shit since when can we grow bears?!?!
I want in on this!

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Haiku #117640

Overwhelmingly
     I'd never do a "rescue
dog" ever again.

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Haiku #293368

I would not agree
     to a deal like me sleeping
with other women.

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Haiku #117854

What's so appalling
     to you about getting good
furniture for free?

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Haiku #6622

Nobody knows why
     our mental capacities
evolved as they did.

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