Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words. Details of how this was done are available in a blog post.

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Haiku #2997

Do you think that class
     ranking is beneficial
or truly useful?

Score: 0          

Haiku #6659

[](/ok) Where do you
     live, that is one of the most
important issues.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19232

The devil went down
     to Georgia, he was looking
for a soul to steal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19233

I hear you. I like
     the sentiment behind it,
more than anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19553

Not theirs. In my own
     current relationship, we've had
to do work on this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19209

The way it went down
     was not cool, even to do
to a southern team.

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Haiku #19212

Oh right. My old boss
     used to call that 'Branden Rice'
(burnt rice) It's the best.

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Haiku #19229

At least then he is
     passing on your terms and you
are aware of it.

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Haiku #82347

Almost on topic!
     LOL That Diablo
guy is awesome tho.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19449

And you think they would
     not take the bike path if there
would be one right there?

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Haiku #19213

Thank you! A technique
     that I have developed is
very effective.

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Haiku #19215

When he's in your guard,
     open up and bait passes;
you know you're quicker.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19214

I'm unstoppable!
     Agreed. Clients comes to us
for our expertise.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19210

[deleted] So quick
     to jump to conclusion why
not just jump off bridge?

Score: 0          

Haiku #19211

Well, sometimes people
     just want to indulge a bit
in superfluous goods.

Score: 0          

Haiku #84295

But I don't think OP
     bothered or invaded on
Parker's privacy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #85249

20th episode.
     Knew what happened to "the safe"
was and didn't tell us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #5246

The best way to not
     support it is to not pay
attention to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #85818

Is the solution
     to this puzzle, not even
*slightly* obvious?

Score: 0          

Haiku #86392

...moded Iowa
     City has an amazing
public library.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19192

Can we also get
     Amy's "just be good to each
other" quote in there?

Score: 0          

Haiku #19200

You probably are more
     in need of starch and protein
than potassium.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19205

Nice job, but I feel
     like it will all get rubbed off
if she uses it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19445

In a cocktail bar
     tipping is acceptable,
but far from required.

Score: 0          

Haiku #5317

Protecting one's young
     is such a basic instinct
for most animals.

Score: 0          

Haiku #86573

The video is
     pretentious about deeper
meaning about stuff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #87145

It's incredibly
     hard to determine based on
arbitrary notes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19446

Remember to say
     please, thank you and excuse me
and you'll be just fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #87004

I want to forget
     all the memories and be
able to move on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #87617

I was so careful
     not to get the colors mixed
in the wrong sections.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19206

Yes this is the same
     thing that Superman was trying
to get legalized.

Score: 0          

Haiku #87763

:D [deleted] Right
     out of an Arnold movie
lol Ok.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235266

May be strange but time
     passes quickly when I get
into a good one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #88016

OP was arrested
     for a DWI,
that doesn't mean shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #6771

In the video
     you see a child on it but
now they use robots.

Score: 0          

Haiku #88249

So I denied it.
     I would have to ride it out
to the bitter end.

Score: 0          

Haiku #88745

Your body wont be
     able to repair itself
due to lack of fuel.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19201

Oh fuck guys, this is
     one of the best videos
on the internet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19203

Nor does it change their
     hormone levels. Oh really?
Is that how it works?

Score: 0          

Haiku #7191

However, why do
     you think it isn't mostly
due to diligence?

Score: 0          

Haiku #90001

You are astounding
     attracted to people who
you feel sorry for?

Score: 0          

Haiku #89991

I'm glad to give more
     info on particular
shops, etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #8315

That dollar wasted
     on security would NOT
have gone to a road.

Score: 0          

Haiku #56004

The "offensively
     stereotypical Sex
in the City gay".

Score: 0          

Haiku #90580

Is that bad? I didn't
     say one way or another.
You did however.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19202

I wish I could help
     but I live in Coldwater
Canyon. Best of luck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307396

How exactly is
     The Division a better
tactical shooter?

Score: 0          

Haiku #240946

No idea why
     I had associated
this with Ayers Rock.

Score: 0          

Haiku #91558

Formula only.
     [deleted] JR and Pop
could be funny though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #8863

I can't envision
     any way that US ever
gets any better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #92937

it flies EVERYWHERE
     I have smacked the hood before
in those instances.

Score: 0          

Haiku #93146

Yeah, glad we all got
     together to put a stop
to this guy's rampage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19194

I still impress her
     even if nobody else
notices or cares.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19199

Don't bother with some
     recall campaign, they rarely
ever work out well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #209342

If you are unsure,
     I could draw a diagram
to make it clearer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #9080

Remember that kid
     who was a thug in high school?
Yeah, he's a cop now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #94336

not bad Keep walking.
     Paco, maybe an inch or
two deep, but a foot?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347119

"Infidelity
     is infidelity" is
not an argument.

Score: 0          

Haiku #9434

I said, sorry, man
     I just got it and wanted
grover to sign it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #94771

This totally could
     be me, and her story could
totally be true.

Score: 0          

Haiku #95051

Use a napkin on
     top then pat the powder on
the napkin. Liar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19520

So for me, the game
     is pretty neutral (not good,
but not bad either).

Score: 0          

Haiku #9854

Without knowing her
     personally that's all I've got.
All my sympathy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #95188

Mario Party?
     More like Communist Party.
"Oh, Comrade Yoshi!

Score: 0          

Haiku #95253

Love that movie, Wes
     Anderson's masterpiece, could
watch it every day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #9928

I smell everything
     I drink before I sip it,
specifically beer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #95462

I found some items
     and started killing zombies
with a machete.

Score: 0          

Haiku #95793

I think he's kidding
     Oh ya, they definitely
cared genuinely!

Score: 0          

Haiku #19196

I've been job hunting
     since last time they were hiring
seasonal people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #83643

[deleted] I must
     not be explaining myself
well, I'll try again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #10001

It would also help
     to know which religion if
one is specified.

Score: 0          

Haiku #96558

Elsewhere in baseball,
     how about this Fernandez
kid for Miami?

Score: 0          

Haiku #125826

I never managed
     to shake that anxiety
even in college.

Score: 0          

Haiku #10346

[deleted] You can
     easily inhibit spores
with vinegar though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #96980

Everyone gets one.
     Get another opinion
AND have them show you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #97136

He had it shipped by
     rail out to California
to be modified.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19198

I just want to make
     sure I'm not overlooking
the obvious. Thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #11144

Say something about
     the state of education
in America.

Score: 0          

Haiku #97286

He will probably be
     in uniform and easy
to identify.

Score: 0          

Haiku #97407

There's no period
     after 'Dr' in 'Dr Pepper'
Very insightful.

Score: 0          

Haiku #11259

I have been amazed
     at the quality that's come
out of vertigo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #97737

Higher minimum
     wage states do not lose business
across the border.

Score: 0          

Haiku #98460

Is that why on one
     episode of Firefly
his ear gets sliced off?

Score: 0          

Haiku #19164

He might never get
     really hungry because he's
snacking all the time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19173

In a slow, steady
     stream, whisk the cornmeal mixture
into the liquid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19180

Keep eating healthy,
     keep drinking lots of water
and get lots of sleep.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19183

Listen. Understand.
     Care, as you already do.
That's enough. SO THERE.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19188

What is important
     is figuring it out if
the idea works.

Score: 0          

Haiku #98735

If you want the look
     you desire you gotta
stretch the area.

Score: 0          

Haiku #256586

Am I the only
     one thinking this entire
story is made up?

Score: 0          

Haiku #99618

It still looks awesome
     to me, and it looks awesome
from every angle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #18045

I was curious
     as to WHICH exercises
and movements are best.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19492

I am not quite sure
     where you got "better safe than
sorry" from my post.

Score: 0          

Haiku #100200

"Anomaly" is
     just a word used to denote
something unexplained.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19184

[deleted] It's not
     so simple because no one
knows what makes it up?

Score: 0          

Haiku #19185

A league is always
     more important than any
single team in it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19186

Better? I cant tell
     if that spoon is gigantic..
or if its just me?

Score: 0          

Haiku #100536

It's free, and pretty
     easy so far (only on
chapter three myself).

Score: 0          

Haiku #12989

Any new lava
     exposed is instantly turned
to obsidian.

Score: 0          

Haiku #100555

They look delicious
     and give me more ideas
for healthy eating.

Score: 0          

Haiku #101093

Not everything is
     so black and white and I hope
you understand that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19181

Mostly of verbal
     abuse because I was big
and shy. Sucked some ass.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19545

Well the way I look
     at that is, everyone can
believe what they want.

Score: 0          

Haiku #13323

Forever Typecast.
     I wasn't. My friend couldn't
do any better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #101959

i use Microsoft
     security essentials
im confused Linux.

Score: 0          

Haiku #102431

Works for the people
     who lack critical thinking
skills and the lazy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #13462

We go to houses
     to pick up a body or
to a hospital.

Score: 0          

Haiku #102646

I just logged into
     mine and it was right where you'd
expect it to be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #103070

NOT A CURE. It just
     prolongs the incubation
time of the virus.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19182

Sons of Anarchy
     is one of the best shows on
TV today WHAT?

Score: 0          

Haiku #13437

I would gladly do
     everything in my power
to make it better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #102986

Look up riverbed
     networking technology.
What an idiot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #103146

So I avoid them.
     I never said they were bad
at the game did I?

Score: 0          

Haiku #13574

Remember back when
     Rare put a Goldeneye clone
in all of their games?

Score: 0          

Haiku #104422

That's almost as bad
     as my first political
science professor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #104832

[deleted] This is
     exactly why I don't eat
Gummy anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19174

Any one of us
     could have been a rapist but
luckily we're not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19178

How could you even
     TELL if a civil war took
place there, lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #14697

I don't think any
     other nation pronounces
the letter z "zee".

Score: 0          

Haiku #104912

Really tricky but
     exactly the kind of thing
I was looking for.

Score: 0          

Haiku #266192

Homophobia,
     Sharia, lack of female
rights etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #104906

Amanda saying
     I fought my ass off. Shut up.
Everybody did.

Score: 0          

Haiku #15327

I don't know about
     paper submissions being
easier to grade.

Score: 0          

Haiku #105252

Maybe a little
     dressier than normal, but
will depend in club.

Score: 0          

Haiku #106030

Any doesn't work,
     it depends which area
you're interested in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19179

I could buy the hair
     clippers, but I'd rather trust
my hair to a pro.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19540

The account is new
     and name is not verified.
This is probably fake.

Score: 0          

Haiku #107755

If my primary
     attribute is intellect,
I build a Dagon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #107062

The ability
     to make video calls is
very important.

Score: 0          

Haiku #15983

When I said one guy
     on the internet, I was
referring to you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #107770

Not all racists are
     stupid, but lots of stupid
people are racists.

Score: 0          

Haiku #108002

Very hard to do,
     and very rewarding when
you can make it work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19175

Can some of them come
     and rub their magic powers
on me and my friends?

Score: 0          

Haiku #19544

I bet this is one
     you would be able to keep
for life though! Good find.

Score: 0          

Haiku #16450

And I feel your pain,
     pads are kind of annoying
when doing groundwork.

Score: 0          

Haiku #107908

When the victim rubs
     their eyes, the iron filings
harm their corneas.

Score: 0          

Haiku #108333

I ran a super
     clean high calorie diet
during the program.

Score: 0          

Haiku #16684

Kappa is pretty
     awful, *especially* if you
can't get a single.

Score: 0          

Haiku #108766

Whether it gave me
     the intended HGH
or not I don't care.

Score: 0          

Haiku #109181

If you want a big
     budget game sure console or
PC all the way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19176

If my fiancee
     wanted to go to sleep, she'd
have to wear ear plugs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #109956

Actually, neither can
     I! I disagree There is.
It's a full time job.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272944

B) I hope it does
     develop and we do see
Becky get revenge.

Score: 0          

Haiku #110071

I feel like I could
     overthrow the government
while listening to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19177

very nice. They do.
     It's called college. I applied
to sears a while back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #110643

I'm assuming our
     currents are only different
because of rounding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #110566

I also assume
     intelligent people do
something similar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19165

The internet is
     flaky, why would we want more
things that can go out?

Score: 0          

Haiku #19169

Would I ever spend
     money for a Trend license
for my home PC?

Score: 0          

Haiku #19542

Not once. I did ask
     you if various things would
be ok with *you*.

Score: 0          

Haiku #17550

The cost of renting
     out an apartment also
has a exact cost.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310842

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313124

It's just a German
     article, but everything
else is in English.

Score: 0          

Haiku #110850

Velociraptor
     Candice? I suppose that is
true to an extent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #17786

I don't see how that's
     ultimately a bad thing.
Do you have a van?

Score: 0          

Haiku #111409

Amazing really
     capture the feeling of fear
and adrenaline.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111608

But it certainly
     needs to be available
more than once a month.

Score: 0          

Haiku #6794

Well that sounds awesome,
     I'll take the electric one
off of your hands then.

Score: 0          

Haiku #17929

generally pretty
     decent nowadays, with large
ranges of flavor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111830

I can't remember
     the last time one of my games
went so far as that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111754

Do your best to try
     just about anything you
are interested in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #18632

I'm not interested
     in conspiracy theories
about his funding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111971

CAN I READ TOO? /dibs
     I wouldn't call it dumb but
I suppose some might.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111958

Unaffordable
     or low priority might
be more accurate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19170

Why would they add new
     features if they are shutting
down the servers? Yep.

Score: 0          

Haiku #6762

There really is no
     reason for your pride to get
in the way of that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #6793

And I've literally
     had discussions with hundreds.
Lead by example.

Score: 0          

Haiku #112109

All lies. I've always
     figured it must be frightening
to kiss Ellen Page.

Score: 0          

Haiku #112103

I'm a women, why
     wouldn't I want me to be
treated equally?

Score: 0          

Haiku #19712

It amazes me
     how he is painted versus
the reality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148527

I think cases is
     the wrong way of doing it.
Any ideas?

Score: 0          

Haiku #112793

The majority
     if women in the US are
wearing the wrong size.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19171

It was drawn very
     quickly, and I only had
two "subjects" to use.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19172

This just has to do
     with competing sponsors like
someone said before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #113214

man up and take them
     Quoting for the irony
if he deletes this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #113490

I sincerely hope
     we see a realistic
budget tomorrow.

Score: 0          

Haiku #20352

I'm wondering if
     the OP also has access
to a library?

Score: 0          

Haiku #114353

Seriously, our
     situations are really
fucking similar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #115404

Magic erasers
     are okay, so long as you
don't overuse them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19166

[deleted] Holy
     shit since when can we grow bears?!?!
I want in on this!

Score: 0          

Haiku #356

I bet he took her
     on a romantic hot air
balloon ride, actually.

Score: 0          

Haiku #115845

Physio isn't
     helping anymore, neither
is Acupuncture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289926

Did you read actual
     paper in German or just
the presentation?

Score: 0          

Haiku #278875

It seems to be gone?
     Does anybody know why
this was taken down?

Score: 0          

Haiku #116392

I said it doesn't
     matter if it's negative
or positive lift.

Score: 0          

Haiku #20807

LOL Which is
     why she said she had nothing
to do lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #116561

For a week or so,
     try an elimination
diet, if you can.

Score: 0          

Haiku #116670

Unless you're playing
     Polynesia. [deleted]
Runs in the family.

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Haiku #19167

I think junior year
     in college (21ish) was the first
year it really worked.

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Haiku #292875

My wife was a non
     believer, she changed her mind
after seeing things.

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Haiku #117281

No. Incredible!
     I agree the bar scene was
wonderful for that.

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Haiku #117585

Also, another
     ancestor was a lawyer
to Billy the Kid.

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Haiku #19494

From the discussion
     there it seems like `base` just is
too monolithic.

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Haiku #117640

Overwhelmingly
     I'd never do a "rescue
dog" ever again.

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Haiku #117854

What's so appalling
     to you about getting good
furniture for free?

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Haiku #6623

You must disable
     Javascript site wide, then you
can add exceptions.

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Haiku #6625

Just saying. I'm yet
     to encounter one of these
creatures in the wild.

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Haiku #19495

oh you Isn't it?
     I had to read it twice. Then,
I gave the slow nod.

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Haiku #294065

The DNC buys
     the delegate votes for her.
My apologies.

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Haiku #118050

I can open tabs
     from Chrome app on my phone on
other devices.

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Haiku #22905

My asthma only
     really cleared up when I moved
away to college.

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