Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words. Details of how this was done are available in a blog post.

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Haiku #86573

The video is
     pretentious about deeper
meaning about stuff.

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Haiku #19251

He's coming over
     tomorrow (don't want to do
this over the phone).

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Haiku #19254

They're taught beauty may
     replace everything and will
get you anything.

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Haiku #19270

That's not cool. **M O
     M C E P T I O
N** It's still awesome!

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Haiku #19255

See what I did there?
     neither do people with more
than one set of sheets...

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Haiku #19252

Where were you sitting?
     I wouldn't mind coming home
to that everyday.

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Haiku #19253

What's it doing here?
     Why would it come at this point
in this argument?

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Haiku #87763

:D [deleted] Right
     out of an Arnold movie
lol Ok.

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Haiku #19190

The sperm and egg are
     both alive when they meet up
to form the zygote.

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Haiku #6665

It's not worth going
     to a doctor who doesn't
treat you with respect.

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Haiku #19238

Its kinda creepy
     and weird of her, but I know.
...the fuck did I do?

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Haiku #88016

OP was arrested
     for a DWI,
that doesn't mean shit.

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Haiku #19239

she just got out, asked
     if there was any damage,
then FLOORED IT AND RAN.

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Haiku #19236

Or maybe it's wired
     in me and that's just the way
I am, naturally.

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Haiku #19237

I hope you didn't think
     that was some kind of secret
I was trying to hide.

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Haiku #90001

You are astounding
     attracted to people who
you feel sorry for?

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Haiku #6664

No. I picked my school
     based on a pack of lies, just
like everyone else.

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Haiku #9928

I smell everything
     I drink before I sip it,
specifically beer.

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Haiku #89991

I'm glad to give more
     info on particular
shops, etc.

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Haiku #56004

The "offensively
     stereotypical Sex
in the City gay".

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Haiku #19197

Men and women, boys
     and girls, we're different, and there's
nothing wrong with that.

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Haiku #10001

It would also help
     to know which religion if
one is specified.

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Haiku #307396

How exactly is
     The Division a better
tactical shooter?

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Haiku #19226

Everyone loves pie
     [deleted] On your poll you
said Faculty Glade.

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Haiku #19233

I hear you. I like
     the sentiment behind it,
more than anything.

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Haiku #6661

LOL. Will do.
     They do it because it works.
Does it work on you?

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Haiku #19529

Those were the three main
     ideas I walked away
with from your comment.

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Haiku #10346

[deleted] You can
     easily inhibit spores
with vinegar though.

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Haiku #91558

Formula only.
     [deleted] JR and Pop
could be funny though.

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Haiku #92937

it flies EVERYWHERE
     I have smacked the hood before
in those instances.

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Haiku #11144

Say something about
     the state of education
in America.

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Haiku #93146

Yeah, glad we all got
     together to put a stop
to this guy's rampage.

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Haiku #94336

not bad Keep walking.
     Paco, maybe an inch or
two deep, but a foot?

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Haiku #6662

Lol, I thought
     that was a bit out of place.
Great list otherwise.

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Haiku #11259

I have been amazed
     at the quality that's come
out of vertigo.

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Haiku #347119

"Infidelity
     is infidelity" is
not an argument.

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Haiku #94771

This totally could
     be me, and her story could
totally be true.

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Haiku #11887

I don't think we should
     be rewriting the web from
scratch over again.

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Haiku #95051

Use a napkin on
     top then pat the powder on
the napkin. Liar.

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Haiku #95188

Mario Party?
     More like Communist Party.
"Oh, Comrade Yoshi!

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Haiku #19234

There is a tax break
     in Vancouver, for both film
and video games.

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Haiku #209342

If you are unsure,
     I could draw a diagram
to make it clearer.

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Haiku #12039

Guilty. and I am
     fully conscious of it while
I am doing it.

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Haiku #95253

Love that movie, Wes
     Anderson's masterpiece, could
watch it every day.

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Haiku #95462

I found some items
     and started killing zombies
with a machete.

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Haiku #12877

I cant even look
     at a cheese grater any
more without wincing.

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Haiku #95793

I think he's kidding
     Oh ya, they definitely
cared genuinely!

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Haiku #96558

Elsewhere in baseball,
     how about this Fernandez
kid for Miami?

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Haiku #19235

Without them showing
     off their sponsor's logo on
their shirt it's pointless.

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Haiku #12989

Any new lava
     exposed is instantly turned
to obsidian.

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Haiku #125826

I never managed
     to shake that anxiety
even in college.

Score: 0          

Haiku #96980

Everyone gets one.
     Get another opinion
AND have them show you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #13323

Forever Typecast.
     I wasn't. My friend couldn't
do any better.

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Haiku #97136

He had it shipped by
     rail out to California
to be modified.

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Haiku #97286

He will probably be
     in uniform and easy
to identify.

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Haiku #19227

So overwriting
     the line with dummy info
is applicable.

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Haiku #19232

The devil went down
     to Georgia, he was looking
for a soul to steal.

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Haiku #13462

We go to houses
     to pick up a body or
to a hospital.

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Haiku #97407

There's no period
     after 'Dr' in 'Dr Pepper'
Very insightful.

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Haiku #247868

Hiking is a great
     way to not even *realize*
you're exercising!

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Haiku #97737

Higher minimum
     wage states do not lose business
across the border.

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Haiku #13437

I would gladly do
     everything in my power
to make it better.

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Haiku #98460

Is that why on one
     episode of Firefly
his ear gets sliced off?

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Haiku #98735

If you want the look
     you desire you gotta
stretch the area.

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Haiku #19530

I don't know the man
     but I'm sure he's a credit
to his profession.

Score: 0          

Haiku #13574

Remember back when
     Rare put a Goldeneye clone
in all of their games?

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Haiku #99618

It still looks awesome
     to me, and it looks awesome
from every angle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #100042

Fuck the internet
     and the hypocritical
horse it rode in on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #14697

I don't think any
     other nation pronounces
the letter z "zee".

Score: 0          

Haiku #100200

"Anomaly" is
     just a word used to denote
something unexplained.

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Haiku #100268

Yesterday a few
     people put together some
beers on the canal.

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Haiku #19229

At least then he is
     passing on your terms and you
are aware of it.

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Haiku #19231

In my opinion
     that's the only reason you
should ever do it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #15327

I don't know about
     paper submissions being
easier to grade.

Score: 0          

Haiku #100536

It's free, and pretty
     easy so far (only on
chapter three myself).

Score: 0          

Haiku #100555

They look delicious
     and give me more ideas
for healthy eating.

Score: 0          

Haiku #83643

[deleted] I must
     not be explaining myself
well, I'll try again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #101093

Not everything is
     so black and white and I hope
you understand that.

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Haiku #101959

i use Microsoft
     security essentials
im confused Linux.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19230

To be fair, last years
     Cowboys were a disgrace. Wait,
is that ONE CARD?! ONE.

Score: 0          

Haiku #15983

When I said one guy
     on the internet, I was
referring to you.

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Haiku #102431

Works for the people
     who lack critical thinking
skills and the lazy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #102646

I just logged into
     mine and it was right where you'd
expect it to be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #16450

And I feel your pain,
     pads are kind of annoying
when doing groundwork.

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Haiku #103070

NOT A CURE. It just
     prolongs the incubation
time of the virus.

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Haiku #102986

Look up riverbed
     networking technology.
What an idiot.

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Haiku #19185

A league is always
     more important than any
single team in it.

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Haiku #19205

Nice job, but I feel
     like it will all get rubbed off
if she uses it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19213

Thank you! A technique
     that I have developed is
very effective.

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Haiku #19217

I think you just made
     my entire point better
than I ever could.

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Haiku #19224

Just disconnect from
     whatever wireless network
you're connected to.

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Haiku #103146

So I avoid them.
     I never said they were bad
at the game did I?

Score: 0          

Haiku #261214

It's a tote zip tie
     anyway, so it will snap
off quite easily.

Score: 0          

Haiku #104422

That's almost as bad
     as my first political
science professor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19457

Thanks! Yea kinda sad
     I got negative karma
on this but oh well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #6797

I beat the end boss.
     I hesitated at first,
but then I thought "Wait.

Score: 0          

Haiku #104912

Really tricky but
     exactly the kind of thing
I was looking for.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19219

I liked the bad guy
     with the sinister mustache,
monocle, and hook.

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Haiku #19220

If you pause it, you
     can see that there are two "half"
windows on each side.

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Haiku #19221

So no matter where
     you go or what you do you
can bring it with you?

Score: 0          

Haiku #105252

Maybe a little
     dressier than normal, but
will depend in club.

Score: 0          

Haiku #17550

The cost of renting
     out an apartment also
has a exact cost.

Score: 0          

Haiku #106030

Any doesn't work,
     it depends which area
you're interested in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #107755

If my primary
     attribute is intellect,
I build a Dagon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19214

I'm unstoppable!
     Agreed. Clients comes to us
for our expertise.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19559

So go fuck yourself,
     you have no idea what
you're talking about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #17786

I don't see how that's
     ultimately a bad thing.
Do you have a van?

Score: 0          

Haiku #107062

The ability
     to make video calls is
very important.

Score: 0          

Haiku #107770

Not all racists are
     stupid, but lots of stupid
people are racists.

Score: 0          

Haiku #17929

generally pretty
     decent nowadays, with large
ranges of flavor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #108002

Very hard to do,
     and very rewarding when
you can make it work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #107908

When the victim rubs
     their eyes, the iron filings
harm their corneas.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19215

When he's in your guard,
     open up and bait passes;
you know you're quicker.

Score: 0          

Haiku #18632

I'm not interested
     in conspiracy theories
about his funding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #108333

I ran a super
     clean high calorie diet
during the program.

Score: 0          

Haiku #108766

Whether it gave me
     the intended HGH
or not I don't care.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19216

I'm available,
     but she'd have to pay travel
expenses, of course.

Score: 0          

Haiku #109181

If you want a big
     budget game sure console or
PC all the way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #109956

Actually, neither can
     I! I disagree There is.
It's a full time job.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19206

Yes this is the same
     thing that Superman was trying
to get legalized.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19212

Oh right. My old boss
     used to call that 'Branden Rice'
(burnt rice) It's the best.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19555

Use Right Hand: Cut off
     Arm (or penis) Use Left Hand:
Can't Cut Shit, Captain.

Score: 0          

Haiku #110071

I feel like I could
     overthrow the government
while listening to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304239

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

Score: 0          

Haiku #110643

I'm assuming our
     currents are only different
because of rounding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19557

That's about it. Man,
     some chicks will do anything
for publicity.

Score: 0          

Haiku #110566

I also assume
     intelligent people do
something similar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19712

It amazes me
     how he is painted versus
the reality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19523

It felt like you were
     actually moving through time, not
just jumping forward.

Score: 0          

Haiku #20352

I'm wondering if
     the OP also has access
to a library?

Score: 0          

Haiku #110850

Velociraptor
     Candice? I suppose that is
true to an extent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111409

Amazing really
     capture the feeling of fear
and adrenaline.

Score: 0          

Haiku #20807

LOL Which is
     why she said she had nothing
to do lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111608

But it certainly
     needs to be available
more than once a month.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111830

I can't remember
     the last time one of my games
went so far as that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19207

Once you start "hacking"
     you lose sight of how many
people are still stock.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19211

Well, sometimes people
     just want to indulge a bit
in superfluous goods.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19547

But everybody
     else that voted for her needs
to pay their way. yum.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111754

Do your best to try
     just about anything you
are interested in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111971

CAN I READ TOO? /dibs
     I wouldn't call it dumb but
I suppose some might.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19524

Don't you mean carrots?
     i was just thinking about
this last night actually.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111958

Unaffordable
     or low priority might
be more accurate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #112109

All lies. I've always
     figured it must be frightening
to kiss Ellen Page.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19208

Many aircraft still
     bear local images on
the sides of the nose.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19210

[deleted] So quick
     to jump to conclusion why
not just jump off bridge?

Score: 0          

Haiku #112103

I'm a women, why
     wouldn't I want me to be
treated equally?

Score: 0          

Haiku #148527

I think cases is
     the wrong way of doing it.
Any ideas?

Score: 0          

Haiku #19209

The way it went down
     was not cool, even to do
to a southern team.

Score: 0          

Haiku #112793

The majority
     if women in the US are
wearing the wrong size.

Score: 0          

Haiku #113214

man up and take them
     Quoting for the irony
if he deletes this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19186

Better? I cant tell
     if that spoon is gigantic..
or if its just me?

Score: 0          

Haiku #19199

Don't bother with some
     recall campaign, they rarely
ever work out well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19458

I just saw a flash
     and then he was wobbling, trying
to control his bike.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19554

We're going to go
     on posting the things we do.
It makes us happy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #113490

I sincerely hope
     we see a realistic
budget tomorrow.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280220

Look at what he got
     elected to the senate
for and what he did.

Score: 0          

Haiku #114353

Seriously, our
     situations are really
fucking similar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #22905

My asthma only
     really cleared up when I moved
away to college.

Score: 0          

Haiku #115404

Magic erasers
     are okay, so long as you
don't overuse them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #115845

Physio isn't
     helping anymore, neither
is Acupuncture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #6798

This is the kicker.
     The banks stand to lose nothing.
Not even a dime.

Score: 0          

Haiku #23555

Those get blown up by
     the media and other
people way too much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #116392

I said it doesn't
     matter if it's negative
or positive lift.

Score: 0          

Haiku #116561

For a week or so,
     try an elimination
diet, if you can.

Score: 0          

Haiku #23524

I'm assuming you
     mean elephant tusk ivory.
Ivory doesn't melt.

Score: 0          

Haiku #116670

Unless you're playing
     Polynesia. [deleted]
Runs in the family.

Score: 0          

Haiku #117281

No. Incredible!
     I agree the bar scene was
wonderful for that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19200

You probably are more
     in need of starch and protein
than potassium.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19203

Nor does it change their
     hormone levels. Oh really?
Is that how it works?

Score: 0          

Haiku #117585

Also, another
     ancestor was a lawyer
to Billy the Kid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288405

Probably not. But don't
     say Destiny was any
better, it wasn't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #117640

Overwhelmingly
     I'd never do a "rescue
dog" ever again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347112

Don't know for sure, but
     the phrase above the women
is in Italian.

Score: 0          

Haiku #117854

What's so appalling
     to you about getting good
furniture for free?

Score: 0          

Haiku #118050

I can open tabs
     from Chrome app on my phone on
other devices.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19201

Oh fuck guys, this is
     one of the best videos
on the internet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19202

I wish I could help
     but I live in Coldwater
Canyon. Best of luck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19518

I assume these are
     the newest photos showing
how you look right now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #119368

I doubt anyone
     will get fired for someone
taking a picture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19519

I'd be down to try....
     These are amazing thank you!
Which boat were you on?

Score: 0          

Haiku #119436

there is no support
     at all so you must know how
to run a server.

Score: 0          

Haiku #25372

So is there a right
     way to identify what
things are real and true?

Score: 0          

Haiku #19187

It didn't hurt as bad
     as I thought, but it took some
focus not to flinch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19520

So for me, the game
     is pretty neutral (not good,
but not bad either).

Score: 0          

Haiku #25951

The military
     industrial complex gave
you the internet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #119753

Its decentralized
     with no regulatory
agency, correct?

Score: 0          

Haiku #293296

Believe me, he would
     have written an article
about that if true.

Score: 0          

Haiku #120232

Also why do all
     professional gamers seem
to have such short names?

Score: 0          

Haiku #120372

Had an initial
     email consultation, week
later booked a flight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #293816

On top of all that,
     my opponent this week has
Robinson Cano.

Score: 0          

Haiku #121501

Doesn't she also
     legitimately sing live
in her shows as well?

Score: 0          

Haiku #292875

My wife was a non
     believer, she changed her mind
after seeing things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #26104

Im afraid to say
     I do! I wish I could watch
your dreams on TV.

Score: 0          

Haiku #121963

Here is my question
     I am asking you again
for a **second time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #122200

I didn't personally
     know who was hosting it but
I went anyway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #26452

Troll is the city
     that was conquered by the Greeks
in The Iliad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #122240

who would have thought. what.
     Died stupidly. Then I died
stupidly again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296519

or just her level
     if her level is higher
in the 2week event?

Score: 0          

Haiku #19188

What is important
     is figuring it out if
the idea works.

Score: 0          

Haiku #26788

[deleted] He is
     sawing her arm to the beat.
I wasn't a fan.

Score: 0          

Haiku #122592

You could probably get
     extra volume out of them,
but that's about it.

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