Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words. Details of how this was done are available in a blog post.

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Haiku #19234

There is a tax break
     in Vancouver, for both film
and video games.

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Haiku #5899

The basic question
     is whether suppliers can
be substituted.

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Haiku #19502

:D I get that, but
     sometimes its nice to just win.
Think I've got these right.

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Haiku #19236

Or maybe it's wired
     in me and that's just the way
I am, naturally.

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Haiku #19235

Without them showing
     off their sponsor's logo on
their shirt it's pointless.

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Haiku #6657

China didn't see strong
     growth until after its birth
rates took a nose dive.

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Haiku #110882

Islam is indeed
     inherently destructive
to societies.

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Haiku #19213

Thank you! A technique
     that I have developed is
very effective.

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Haiku #19215

When he's in your guard,
     open up and bait passes;
you know you're quicker.

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Haiku #19231

In my opinion
     that's the only reason you
should ever do it.

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Haiku #111035

Petitions, online
     or in person are just too
open to abuse.

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Haiku #19232

The devil went down
     to Georgia, he was looking
for a soul to steal.

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Haiku #19216

I'm available,
     but she'd have to pay travel
expenses, of course.

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Haiku #19217

I think you just made
     my entire point better
than I ever could.

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Haiku #19531

Is it possible
     you guys just spend too much time
around each other?

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Haiku #19214

I'm unstoppable!
     Agreed. Clients comes to us
for our expertise.

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Haiku #5317

Protecting one's young
     is such a basic instinct
for most animals.

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Haiku #85818

Is the solution
     to this puzzle, not even
*slightly* obvious?

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Haiku #86392

...moded Iowa
     City has an amazing
public library.

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Haiku #19450

I did not run out
     into the streets, unlike some
east coasters I know.

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Haiku #86573

The video is
     pretentious about deeper
meaning about stuff.

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Haiku #19451

Like your boss that thinks
     his better than you so talks
down to you daily.

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Haiku #19198

I just want to make
     sure I'm not overlooking
the obvious. Thanks!

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Haiku #19205

Nice job, but I feel
     like it will all get rubbed off
if she uses it.

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Haiku #19209

The way it went down
     was not cool, even to do
to a southern team.

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Haiku #19513

You can probably guess
     what I ended up doing
once I realized it.

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Haiku #87004

I want to forget
     all the memories and be
able to move on.

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Haiku #230238

Anyone ever
     seen the actual official
website for One Piece?

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Haiku #87617

I was so careful
     not to get the colors mixed
in the wrong sections.

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Haiku #6771

In the video
     you see a child on it but
now they use robots.

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Haiku #87763

:D [deleted] Right
     out of an Arnold movie
lol Ok.

Score: 0          

Haiku #88016

OP was arrested
     for a DWI,
that doesn't mean shit.

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Haiku #19210

[deleted] So quick
     to jump to conclusion why
not just jump off bridge?

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Haiku #7191

However, why do
     you think it isn't mostly
due to diligence?

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Haiku #88249

So I denied it.
     I would have to ride it out
to the bitter end.

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Haiku #88745

Your body wont be
     able to repair itself
due to lack of fuel.

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Haiku #8315

That dollar wasted
     on security would NOT
have gone to a road.

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Haiku #90001

You are astounding
     attracted to people who
you feel sorry for?

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Haiku #89991

I'm glad to give more
     info on particular
shops, etc.

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Haiku #19206

Yes this is the same
     thing that Superman was trying
to get legalized.

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Haiku #19208

Many aircraft still
     bear local images on
the sides of the nose.

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Haiku #209342

If you are unsure,
     I could draw a diagram
to make it clearer.

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Haiku #56004

The "offensively
     stereotypical Sex
in the City gay".

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Haiku #90580

Is that bad? I didn't
     say one way or another.
You did however.

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Haiku #8863

I can't envision
     any way that US ever
gets any better.

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Haiku #307396

How exactly is
     The Division a better
tactical shooter?

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Haiku #91558

Formula only.
     [deleted] JR and Pop
could be funny though.

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Haiku #19207

Once you start "hacking"
     you lose sight of how many
people are still stock.

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Haiku #9080

Remember that kid
     who was a thug in high school?
Yeah, he's a cop now.

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Haiku #92937

it flies EVERYWHERE
     I have smacked the hood before
in those instances.

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Haiku #93146

Yeah, glad we all got
     together to put a stop
to this guy's rampage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #9434

I said, sorry, man
     I just got it and wanted
grover to sign it.

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Haiku #94336

not bad Keep walking.
     Paco, maybe an inch or
two deep, but a foot?

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Haiku #347119

"Infidelity
     is infidelity" is
not an argument.

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Haiku #19199

Don't bother with some
     recall campaign, they rarely
ever work out well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19202

I wish I could help
     but I live in Coldwater
Canyon. Best of luck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #9854

Without knowing her
     personally that's all I've got.
All my sympathy.

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Haiku #94771

This totally could
     be me, and her story could
totally be true.

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Haiku #243745

We studied Ireland
     and India, but there are
other options too.

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Haiku #95051

Use a napkin on
     top then pat the powder on
the napkin. Liar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #9928

I smell everything
     I drink before I sip it,
specifically beer.

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Haiku #95188

Mario Party?
     More like Communist Party.
"Oh, Comrade Yoshi!

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Haiku #95253

Love that movie, Wes
     Anderson's masterpiece, could
watch it every day.

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Haiku #19203

Nor does it change their
     hormone levels. Oh really?
Is that how it works?

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Haiku #10001

It would also help
     to know which religion if
one is specified.

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Haiku #95462

I found some items
     and started killing zombies
with a machete.

Score: 0          

Haiku #95793

I think he's kidding
     Oh ya, they definitely
cared genuinely!

Score: 0          

Haiku #10346

[deleted] You can
     easily inhibit spores
with vinegar though.

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Haiku #96558

Elsewhere in baseball,
     how about this Fernandez
kid for Miami?

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Haiku #125826

I never managed
     to shake that anxiety
even in college.

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Haiku #19200

You probably are more
     in need of starch and protein
than potassium.

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Haiku #83643

[deleted] I must
     not be explaining myself
well, I'll try again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #11144

Say something about
     the state of education
in America.

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Haiku #96980

Everyone gets one.
     Get another opinion
AND have them show you.

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Haiku #97136

He had it shipped by
     rail out to California
to be modified.

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Haiku #11259

I have been amazed
     at the quality that's come
out of vertigo.

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Haiku #97286

He will probably be
     in uniform and easy
to identify.

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Haiku #97407

There's no period
     after 'Dr' in 'Dr Pepper'
Very insightful.

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Haiku #19201

Oh fuck guys, this is
     one of the best videos
on the internet.

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Haiku #11887

I don't think we should
     be rewriting the web from
scratch over again.

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Haiku #97737

Higher minimum
     wage states do not lose business
across the border.

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Haiku #98460

Is that why on one
     episode of Firefly
his ear gets sliced off?

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Haiku #12039

Guilty. and I am
     fully conscious of it while
I am doing it.

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Haiku #98735

If you want the look
     you desire you gotta
stretch the area.

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Haiku #99618

It still looks awesome
     to me, and it looks awesome
from every angle.

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Haiku #6624

So did I... She's there
     so later you can say, "Yeah,
we dated a while.

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Haiku #19176

If my fiancee
     wanted to go to sleep, she'd
have to wear ear plugs.

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Haiku #19183

Listen. Understand.
     Care, as you already do.
That's enough. SO THERE.

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Haiku #19186

Better? I cant tell
     if that spoon is gigantic..
or if its just me?

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Haiku #19194

I still impress her
     even if nobody else
notices or cares.

Score: 0          

Haiku #100042

Fuck the internet
     and the hypocritical
horse it rode in on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #256477

vietnam vs
     america Which one is
your favorite and why?

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Haiku #100200

"Anomaly" is
     just a word used to denote
something unexplained.

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Haiku #19444

This is really how
     the entire lecture was
from start to finish.

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Haiku #19495

oh you Isn't it?
     I had to read it twice. Then,
I gave the slow nod.

Score: 0          

Haiku #100536

It's free, and pretty
     easy so far (only on
chapter three myself).

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Haiku #19187

It didn't hurt as bad
     as I thought, but it took some
focus not to flinch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19188

What is important
     is figuring it out if
the idea works.

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Haiku #19191

I knew a few would
     be there, but I thought there would
be more local stuff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #101093

Not everything is
     so black and white and I hope
you understand that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #13462

We go to houses
     to pick up a body or
to a hospital.

Score: 0          

Haiku #101959

i use Microsoft
     security essentials
im confused Linux.

Score: 0          

Haiku #102431

Works for the people
     who lack critical thinking
skills and the lazy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19184

[deleted] It's not
     so simple because no one
knows what makes it up?

Score: 0          

Haiku #19547

But everybody
     else that voted for her needs
to pay their way. yum.

Score: 0          

Haiku #13437

I would gladly do
     everything in my power
to make it better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #102646

I just logged into
     mine and it was right where you'd
expect it to be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #103070

NOT A CURE. It just
     prolongs the incubation
time of the virus.

Score: 0          

Haiku #13574

Remember back when
     Rare put a Goldeneye clone
in all of their games?

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Haiku #102986

Look up riverbed
     networking technology.
What an idiot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #103146

So I avoid them.
     I never said they were bad
at the game did I?

Score: 0          

Haiku #19185

A league is always
     more important than any
single team in it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #14697

I don't think any
     other nation pronounces
the letter z "zee".

Score: 0          

Haiku #104422

That's almost as bad
     as my first political
science professor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #104832

[deleted] This is
     exactly why I don't eat
Gummy anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #15327

I don't know about
     paper submissions being
easier to grade.

Score: 0          

Haiku #104912

Really tricky but
     exactly the kind of thing
I was looking for.

Score: 0          

Haiku #104906

Amanda saying
     I fought my ass off. Shut up.
Everybody did.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19177

very nice. They do.
     It's called college. I applied
to sears a while back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19181

Mostly of verbal
     abuse because I was big
and shy. Sucked some ass.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19543

Sounds like you're pretty
     intelligent and that you
really thought this through.

Score: 0          

Haiku #105252

Maybe a little
     dressier than normal, but
will depend in club.

Score: 0          

Haiku #266511

Pretty unusual
     for a hockey rink to show
up in Canada.

Score: 0          

Haiku #106030

Any doesn't work,
     it depends which area
you're interested in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #15983

When I said one guy
     on the internet, I was
referring to you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #107755

If my primary
     attribute is intellect,
I build a Dagon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #107062

The ability
     to make video calls is
very important.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19182

Sons of Anarchy
     is one of the best shows on
TV today WHAT?

Score: 0          

Haiku #16450

And I feel your pain,
     pads are kind of annoying
when doing groundwork.

Score: 0          

Haiku #107770

Not all racists are
     stupid, but lots of stupid
people are racists.

Score: 0          

Haiku #108002

Very hard to do,
     and very rewarding when
you can make it work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #16684

Kappa is pretty
     awful, *especially* if you
can't get a single.

Score: 0          

Haiku #107908

When the victim rubs
     their eyes, the iron filings
harm their corneas.

Score: 0          

Haiku #108333

I ran a super
     clean high calorie diet
during the program.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19178

How could you even
     TELL if a civil war took
place there, lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19180

Keep eating healthy,
     keep drinking lots of water
and get lots of sleep.

Score: 0          

Haiku #108766

Whether it gave me
     the intended HGH
or not I don't care.

Score: 0          

Haiku #270704

Oscar Jiminez
     at McPhillips Toyota
is our go to guy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #109181

If you want a big
     budget game sure console or
PC all the way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19544

I bet this is one
     you would be able to keep
for life though! Good find.

Score: 0          

Haiku #109956

Actually, neither can
     I! I disagree There is.
It's a full time job.

Score: 0          

Haiku #110071

I feel like I could
     overthrow the government
while listening to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19179

I could buy the hair
     clippers, but I'd rather trust
my hair to a pro.

Score: 0          

Haiku #17550

The cost of renting
     out an apartment also
has a exact cost.

Score: 0          

Haiku #110643

I'm assuming our
     currents are only different
because of rounding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #110566

I also assume
     intelligent people do
something similar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19546

Just stop. I didn't get
     the reference but I still found
this hilarious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #17786

I don't see how that's
     ultimately a bad thing.
Do you have a van?

Score: 0          

Haiku #110850

Velociraptor
     Candice? I suppose that is
true to an extent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #6625

Just saying. I'm yet
     to encounter one of these
creatures in the wild.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19172

This just has to do
     with competing sponsors like
someone said before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19445

In a cocktail bar
     tipping is acceptable,
but far from required.

Score: 0          

Haiku #17929

generally pretty
     decent nowadays, with large
ranges of flavor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111409

Amazing really
     capture the feeling of fear
and adrenaline.

Score: 0          

Haiku #276707

Laziness from not
     researching other coolers
that came out since then.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111608

But it certainly
     needs to be available
more than once a month.

Score: 0          

Haiku #18632

I'm not interested
     in conspiracy theories
about his funding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111830

I can't remember
     the last time one of my games
went so far as that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111754

Do your best to try
     just about anything you
are interested in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #440

We've had lots of these
     'undeclared' actions over
the last century.

Score: 0          

Haiku #6796

Just don't take them, or
     set them back in the waiting
room on your way out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111971

CAN I READ TOO? /dibs
     I wouldn't call it dumb but
I suppose some might.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111958

Unaffordable
     or low priority might
be more accurate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19712

It amazes me
     how he is painted versus
the reality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #112109

All lies. I've always
     figured it must be frightening
to kiss Ellen Page.

Score: 0          

Haiku #112103

I'm a women, why
     wouldn't I want me to be
treated equally?

Score: 0          

Haiku #19173

In a slow, steady
     stream, whisk the cornmeal mixture
into the liquid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19175

Can some of them come
     and rub their magic powers
on me and my friends?

Score: 0          

Haiku #148527

I think cases is
     the wrong way of doing it.
Any ideas?

Score: 0          

Haiku #281290

Obama employs
     government abstinence on
sexual control.

Score: 0          

Haiku #112793

The majority
     if women in the US are
wearing the wrong size.

Score: 0          

Haiku #20352

I'm wondering if
     the OP also has access
to a library?

Score: 0          

Haiku #113214

man up and take them
     Quoting for the irony
if he deletes this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #113490

I sincerely hope
     we see a realistic
budget tomorrow.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19174

Any one of us
     could have been a rapist but
luckily we're not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #20807

LOL Which is
     why she said she had nothing
to do lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #114353

Seriously, our
     situations are really
fucking similar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #115404

Magic erasers
     are okay, so long as you
don't overuse them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #441

Or so I've, um, heard.
     The actual lamps may not be
designed for them, no.

Score: 0          

Haiku #115845

Physio isn't
     helping anymore, neither
is Acupuncture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #116392

I said it doesn't
     matter if it's negative
or positive lift.

Score: 0          

Haiku #357

It is already
     illegal to distribute
some information.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19169

Would I ever spend
     money for a Trend license
for my home PC?

Score: 0          

Haiku #19496

I finally broke
     down in the shower (didn't work
until noon that day).

Score: 0          

Haiku #116561

For a week or so,
     try an elimination
diet, if you can.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289670

It honestly feels
     like I started a new life
as a changed person.

Score: 0          

Haiku #116670

Unless you're playing
     Polynesia. [deleted]
Runs in the family.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19498

Weed is all mental
     man, and the mind can be trained
if you work at it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #117281

No. Incredible!
     I agree the bar scene was
wonderful for that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #117585

Also, another
     ancestor was a lawyer
to Billy the Kid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19170

Why would they add new
     features if they are shutting
down the servers? Yep.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292875

My wife was a non
     believer, she changed her mind
after seeing things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #117640

Overwhelmingly
     I'd never do a "rescue
dog" ever again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #117854

What's so appalling
     to you about getting good
furniture for free?

Score: 0          

Haiku #19171

It was drawn very
     quickly, and I only had
two "subjects" to use.

Score: 0          

Haiku #118050

I can open tabs
     from Chrome app on my phone on
other devices.

Score: 0          

Haiku #22905

My asthma only
     really cleared up when I moved
away to college.

Score: 0          

Haiku #6626

I didn't say it was
     right, just passing the info
to the underground.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19167

I think junior year
     in college (21ish) was the first
year it really worked.

Score: 0          

Haiku #119368

I doubt anyone
     will get fired for someone
taking a picture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #293902

Dorian is like
     minor, except with a raised
6th scale degree.

Score: 0          


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